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safety swipe

A swift swipe using two fingers, preferably the index and thumb, to remove any possible excess semen coming from the opening of the penis. This procedure is a very smart step in addition to sexual intercourse, used most frequently during changing positions. ***Important*** The "safety swipe" is not 100% guaranteed to prevent pregnancy. Although... it may improve the chances of not poppin' out another human.
P1 - "Baby flip over so I can do you from behind"
P2 - Woman flips over and says "honeybun, make sure you do a safety swipe!" (Man takes index finger and thumb and wipes off excess semen off tip of penis)
P1 - "We're good to go my little slut."
by Ishy Paka and Charzard March 6, 2010
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dolphin safe

a pair of fishnet tights worn by an obese person and stretched to capacity. the implication being that nothing(not even a dolphin) could be caught in a fishnet so stretched.
Did you see that girl in the fishnet tights?
Yeah. That girl was pretty fat, those nets look pretty dolphin safe.
by rutz April 24, 2008
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Scafe

Verb. A one- word statement that essentially means 'give me half your cigarette'. The cigarette pass is not always immediate, but it is implied that all remaining cigarette may be smoked when it is handed over. The word is South African in origin.
Person 1: Scafe.
Person 2: (Passes cigarette)
by LFitch September 22, 2006
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safe

A code-word of the "gruellerese" dialect to denote getting high on pot.

See also: safety
Dude I had a bad day at work and was just dying to get safe when I got home!
by Bard April 28, 2003
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Safe sex

Roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

kissing is a habit fucking is a game

guys get all the pleasure girls get all the pain

10 minutes of pleasure 9 monthes of pain 3 days in the hospital a baby with no name

the baby is a basterd the mother is a whore this never would have happened if the rubber hadn't torn

sex is like math

subtract the clothes

add the bed

divide the legs and

pray to god you don't multiply

roses are red grass is green open your legs and I'll fill you with cream

sex is evil

Sex is a sin

sins are forgiven so stick it in

roses are nice violets are fine

I'll be the 6 if you be my 9

eat me beat me bite me blow me fuck me suck me very slowly if you like it don't be sassy use your tounge and make me nasty

Have safe sex
Have safe sex’s hoes
by Rivers clement November 2, 2018
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cracking the safe

To twist a girls nipples as if you were trying to crack a safe
Tonight i am cracking the safe with jessica
by tom the tool November 12, 2006
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Safe Space

Contrary to popular misbelief, safe spaces are not about sheltering or impeding free speech, but instead are meant to be places that are respectful and free of hate.
Tom thinks safe spaces are stupid because his transphobic.
by WiseWithWords August 27, 2019
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