Social Shit

When you’re hella socially awkward but get thrown into the shitstorm of social anxiety within conversations

Person 1: “Welp, I’m too socially awkward to survive out their”

Person 2: “Nah, theirs just too much social shit flying around”

by Lord Profit November 11, 2019

social arbitrage

Social Arbitrage v. (def.)
A collective of individuals usually on social media who come together in a think tank to make educated moves to make small and large profits from stocks, trading, cryptocurrency, etc. for the greater good of all who choose to participate.

Hey man #WallStreetBets just gave us a signal to buy and hold #TRX Tron to boost its value!

Since Robinhood blocked our buying option for GameStop stock we are gonna boost all the decentralized markets with social arbitrage henceforth!

by Damecash January 29, 2021

Socially retarded

Ok there are 2 types of socially retarded people. There's the type of people that are quiet and shy and freak out whenever someone goes up and talks to them. Then, there's the type of people who say weird and gross stuff in a social setting without either realizing it or not.

guy: i asked my gf what she wanted to do tonight and she said "mad butt stuff, crazy butt stuff, butt stuff til we can't butt stuff no more"

olivia: really? whether she's joking or not, that's still kinda weird to say

guy: yeah i know...

olivia: god, alana is so socially retarded

by tipsygal41 November 23, 2021

Social Tofu

A person that neither adds or takes away from a social situation only bringing physical presence to the event.

Andrea wants a big party so she invited the Jerry and his friends in the debate club as social tofu.

by Cats Wheel May 21, 2013

Social Charlatanism

Social Charlatanism, also referred as Social Quackery, Cultural Charlatanism or Cultural Quackery, is a term, often satirical and pejorative, used to refer to the idea of some new atheist and scientificist groups and communites where all non-scientific relations and things, mainly social, cultural, political, religious, esoteric, spiritual, occultistic, metaphysical, extraphysical and immaterialistic relations and things are forms of charlatanism / quackery, where only scientific and neopositivistic things are true and not forms of charlatanism and quackery. Social charlatanism also supports the concept of Charlatanism of Good or Quackery of Good, that's also a pejorative and satirical term for refer to the idea that everything that social charlatanism calls of being as forms of charlatanism might be good since they benefit both sides and even that can motivate people to live and even to have a good life and even grow in life as well.

"Social charlatanism is a really common concept among new atheist and neopositivist groups, literally all of them believe on this concept such as in the concept or charlatanism of good, but what they cannot realize is that it's not because something is not scientific that means it's false or charlatanism, such as evidence-based spirituality and spiritualicism actually say, and even that scientistic shillism shows what social charlatanism is actually about."

by Full Monteirism June 6, 2021

socially romantic

Socially Romantic - Someone involved in the arts and literature, a free spirit and outwardly showing aspects of love, adventure and idealism.

Jenna- "That guy Ian is totally socially romantic."
Tracy-"I know right?!"

by SocialRomance July 21, 2014

Loud Social

When people use social media to try to embarrass or trap someone. Putting someone on blast or trolling comments.

That Jabroni tried to put me on Loud Social, but I saw what they were doing.

by jahmai September 11, 2020