sloppy one

A name for a blowjob, specifically one where the man's jizz gets everywhere, making the whole thing sloppy.

Shut up and gimme a sloppy one, bitch.

by Funk3e_ChunkEE_3.14 June 3, 2005

Sloppy Almond

A sexual move perfected by Tibetan Monks at the turn of the century. The almond is indicative of there brown robes and the sloppiness is simply how they roll.

The move is performed by bending you partner’s right leg behind their ear. Then simply insert your nuts in to their mouth while kicking them in the baby maker.

You know you have perfected the move when your nuts remain in tact at the end of the "experience."

That chick was so drunk last night she was begging for the Sloppy Almond. Instead I slipped her the Filthy Cashew.

by Mc Lovin' November 1, 2007

Sloppy Samei

While having sex doggy-style, the man places a bowl of food (preferably cereal, spaghetti, or some other sloppy food; Gumbo's a personal favorite) and alternately eats and flings food at his partner while thrusting.

Add.: Derivative of Philly Fake-out: While thrusting from behind, fake cumming, and when the woman turns around smash the bowl of food into her face.

Jonathan was doing Rachel doggy-style and proceeded to sloppy Samei her with some delicious, homemade Gumbo.

by Pappy Samei January 14, 2009

Sloppy Nacho

A complex snowboarding style. Common in self-taught professionals, this approach involves speeding up when you see "SLOW" signs, sending it, doing barrel rolls, wearing a fanny-pack filled with nachos, and having your lift ticket checked by ski patrol.

Mary-Beth: What is the first rule of Sloppy Nacho?
Paul: The first rule of Sloppy Nacho is losing your keys on the hill.

by bizm January 8, 2018

Hype Shopper

A "Hype Shopper" is someone that blindly buys whatever item/s are popular at that point in time. These types of shoppers are considered to be the "Perfect Shopper", because the companies can control these types of people so easily. Hype Shoppers tend to have the personality of a (Conformist). Which basically follows the guideline "If everyone else is doing it, and I do it, then I'm cool for being the same as everyone else." This causes them to not have their own well established personalties, but rather pick and choose what to BE based on the current Trends. Hype Shoppers also tend to buy name brand items over cheaper generics; because name brand items are considered a "Status Symbol."

A good example of a "Hype Shopper" can be found with the sales of Apple's iPhone PDA. Apple used various media sources such as TV, Radio, and the Internet to create a Buzz around the unknown device. It was promoted as a Must-Have. Apple was so good at this, that Hype Shoppers were more then willing to wait in long lines, spend excessive amounts of money, and deal with numerous service issues; all for the chance to own the so-called "Jesus Phone". Even though the device was unknown at the time in it's performance and offered most of the same features that could be found on PDA's that were being sold for half the price. Some customers spent thousands of dollars on early Termination Fees, iPhone sales off of auction web sites like Ebay, on top of wireless carrier activation fees and contracts. In the end, all because a company was able to control these customers like a dog on a leash. Even after many customers had their phones fail after unlocking them And/Or downloading Firmware updates, these customers still waited in the rain to buy the iPhone 3G.

by the2ndflood August 22, 2008

Boy Shopping

To literally go "shopping" for boys. You go to a mall with some girl friends and check out cute/hot boys. Real fun if you "try out" the merchandise and go flirt with them. Get a numba or two... ;)

Grl: Wanna go boy shopping tonight?
Grl2: SURE!! I could use some entertainment.

by SparkyChick June 25, 2010

Sloppy Raven

When a guy pins a girls legs to her stomach and penetrates her using a squatting motion while simultaneously flapping his arms and making raven like cries.

Last night my friend pulled tore his rotator cuff while doing the sloppy raven to his girlfriend.

by Todd Cleary October 13, 2007