Skoosh Gernbagen

The act of pretending to be swedish, & slipping secret words in between . A form of pig latin, but of the new generation.

Me: shooshh that bar girl ginn is so fat skoosh. ( very fast pace )
Tina: omg i know, she looks preggy
Me: So skoosh gernbagen

by peu peu May 20, 2009

smoosnickens

A term of endearment, a minism, meaning a nickname for your favorite person whom you like to put kisses on. A combination of smooches and snookums.

"Heeeyyy smoosnickens...how are you doing today? I missed you!"

by bahonboo December 8, 2009

smoocheroono

what you do when u love somone

i wuld like a smoocheroono lou

by eegzy June 14, 2010

smooth griminal

a grim female who takes advantage of extremely drunk males, usually guys way out of her league

"You heard Scott got hit by a smooth griminal last night?"

by smoothgriminal May 9, 2010

Smooth entry

The art of penetrating a person , after applying the right amount of liquor. Can be combined with roofies.

Jack: Steve made a smooth entry last night.

Peter: Did you sell him the roofies?
Jack: Nah, he used booz this time.

by Deemeister February 25, 2011

Smoothagus

An extremely soft person, who's skin glistens in the moonlight.

Wow, what a smoothagus with such soft and silky smooth skin!!

by chakjohnson69 July 24, 2011

smooth stockton

applying a mixture of cornstarch lube and carmex to a womans asshole. it is said to give a more intense/erotic feel to anal sex

similar to a burning stockton but adapted for the much cooler desert nights.

JANE: I love anal sex but I hate the way it makes my asshole chap like it does.

STACEY: You know Jane you should really try a smooth stockton. It works great as a lube and it also helps condition and moisturize your butt pucker.

JANE: Oh, thanks Stacey. I cant wait to try that out.

by headgoat September 27, 2011