Postmans genetic slop

Postmans genetic slop

I was sat at the 9 Brachdy Road Cardiff CF3 3BG pub when the postman came in and I offered my arsehole up for his Postmans genetic slop

by Merty_bernister_9brachdyroad January 25, 2020

Carolina Mop and Slop

When a Carolina 6 (an LA 3) with dreaded hair gives you head

I had a crazy time at the bar last night, I met a chick and got the Ole Carolina Mop and Slop.

by JacksonJohnsers December 23, 2020

slip-n-slide slop number 6

unlike the other 5. number 6 takes a revolutionary take on the meaning of eating massive asshole.

guy one: yo are you going to josefs party?
guy two: yes, i heard there will be a lot of slip-n-slide slop number 6.

by Real Life Swag February 18, 2021

sloshed on the slopes

Getting fucked up beyond comprehension while going down the mountain on either skis or a snowboard. Everyone must try it once. CAUTION may result in death.

Timmy died while sloshed on the slopes.

by Himmyneutron December 22, 2022

Drop and Slop

Alternative for a quickie. You DROP your Pants to your ankles and engage in consensual intercourse which then creates a slopping sound like Mac n cheese. The dropping of the pants rather than taking them off allows for a "quickie" or a drop and slop.

Yea I was out with my girlfriend and we drop and slopped in an alley way before the movies. It was awesome!

by YutasNut October 9, 2023

Argyll Ski Slope

an argyll ski slope is a classic event from scotland when a man or women would have to slide down a slope naked with various holes in it whilst erect men are underneath poking their penis through the holes.

When colliding with the "obstacles" the "skier" is penetrated and therefore is disqualified and covered in bodily fluid, which prepares the slope for the next rider.
this event is often abbreviated by frequenters to the A.S.S

Did you hear that Dougie came last in the Argyll Ski Slope on purpose?

Isn't that the 3rd year in row?

by kevin champion November 22, 2024

Brain worm slop

Poorly conceived, politically motivated content with high levels of cringe and demonstrable lack of audience awareness.

That video of the Secretary of Health working out with Kid Rock was peak brain worm slop

by Hinged February 20, 2026