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sloppy seconds

n. second crack at a girl in less than 24 hours. See also Floppy Fourths.
"Duffy got sloppy seconds since Al couldn't finish the job."
by warren November 26, 2002
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sloppy tuna

Yo, this club sucks! Lets sniff out some sloppy tuna down in the carboards!
by Fadmo April 22, 2008
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slooty

That chick slept with like a million guys, she's real slooty.
by krissy January 11, 2005
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sloppy jesus

insirting a crucifix into ones asshole and then forcing it out by taking a big old shit
after 10 minutes of caressing her brown eye with the lord, she realesed the sloppy jesus onto Norton's face
by yeahbod December 11, 2006
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Sloppy Jill

A loose sloppy vagina with a meaty substance within.
your mom put her sloppy jill on my face
by Nick Peterson September 30, 2006
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Sloppy Hamster

When a man with a small penis rubs his junk in a girl's face while simutaneously dancing to "The Hamster Dance".
"Nick was lookin' for a good time so he turned up the music and gave some girl a sloppy hamster!"
by Mastur&Cummander March 14, 2008
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Sloppy New Yorker

Slang for a male who ejaculates very easily. "New Yorker" comes from the common thought that everything is faster in New York. "Sloppy" comes from two basic facts:

1.)Semen IS very sloppy

2.)A female is usually not sexually pleasured when a male ejaculates after a very short time of intercourse.
by The Sex Position Artist May 27, 2009
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