Make it shitty

This is the art form of taking something nice, and in a core ass way making it look cool by making it look "low budget" or "less desirable". The goal is to make a functional piece or machine look like madmax got ahold of it. Typically your paintbrush is a 3" angle grinder, and when you're finished - no one is gonna wanna steal the contraption you've built.

Essex was the inventor of this belief system dating back to Moby Dick on the USS Prescott.

ayyyooo let's take my brand new bike and "make it shitty"

by Make it shitty February 12, 2025

tickle me shitty

Another way of saying, "you've got to be kidding me."

Maximus: "Hey remember that really hard boss fight? Well, you gotta fight him again."
Redd: "Are you serious?"
Maximus: "Yep. Good luck brother."
Redd: "Well, tickle me shitty."

by DarkRedd22 October 21, 2025

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by xxenext December 27, 2021

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by Isuckpussy🍼 October 29, 2023

skin-shitter

One who has recently received an experimental COVID vaccine or gene therapy, and goes around shedding viruses and nanotech on the general public, often while getting their free Krispy Kreme donut.

I saw that skin-shitter James at the bar last night. That juiced-up virus factory was shedding all over everyone.

by eggplant boi May 21, 2021

shittymorph

Shittymorph is a famous user on Reddit. He is widely known for his clever comments in which he will type out a paragraph - on the subject at hand - and poetically mislead/bamboozle the readers. It is said that he started doing this in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.

Damn it! u/shittymorph is bamboozling me in UD now, too!

by vynepa February 11, 2019

shitterally

To soil one's undercrackers so badly that they have to be destroyed with immediate effect. This is normally 'achieved' by sharting too forgivably.

Errr darling. Can you go get me a clean pair of cacks please. I've quite shitterally soiled these ones.

by ShittierJokes October 16, 2017