sextember

A month that was once September 1st. Comes from the Latin "sex" meaning six, and is placed in order before (Septem)ber, (Octo)ber, (Novem)ber, and (Decem)ber. September now starts on the 2nd.

Dude, I totally got laid on Sextember.

by Bennett and Luke April 2, 2008

September 3

If you’re born on this day you’re the gayest person of all time

John: why is Bella gay?
josh: she’s born on September 3

by Nigersauras December 11, 2020

September 1st

the birthdate of jeon jungkook, golden maknae of bts <33333

Did u know today, September 1st, is daddy jungkooks birthday?

by armyluvbbyyoongi October 16, 2019

September 26th

Today Is national handjob day, Either ask your girlfriend or your crush for a handjob. Their goal as simple as : make you cum.

Hey um it’s September 26th I have a crush on you and was wondering if you could give me a handjob?

by Anonymous person16 September 21, 2019

September 11

The day where the twin towers were attacked

On September 11 the twin towers were attacked

by I like tacocats and FATTIES August 19, 2019

September 7th

Fuck a triplet named jacob day.

Wow I get to fuck jacob today its September 7th.

by Jackyboi558 October 18, 2019

September 4

National do your boyfriends makeup day

“It’s September 4 you know what that means. I’ll go get my makeup”

by anonymous September 2, 2021