Satan

The only supernatural being you worship by not believing in him.

Person 1: Hey, sup with you?
Person 2: Not much, I fucked my girlfriend yesterday.
Person 1: You... what? Aren't you supposed to wait until marriage? By doing this you're praising Satan!
Person 2: No, I'm not. I don't even believe in Satan, dude.
Person 1: That's the point! He wants you to think like that, therefore you are worshipping him!

Person 2: Oh for fuck's sake...

by Xfing June 2, 2014

Satan

He and God may not be real, but he's still the better of the two.

Satan is a real nigga.

by FatCock666 June 19, 2017

Satan’s semen

A mixture of a four loko and milk

When your at a party and want to spice things up, challenge your friends to drink SATAN’S SEMEN

by Davoin Monkey Tail Ligma October 15, 2018

Satan Complex

a satan complex means that satan is obsessed with you (like sister complex but for satan)

person 1: i think that's a satan complex
person 2: what?

person1: satan is wayyyy too obsessed with you

by what’s it to u September 2, 2020

Satan

The one who lives in Hell to torture the evil doers. *My nickname! I am Satan, so watch out!*

Me (Satan): Now, you evil fledlings, lets learn algabra..... *maniacle laughter*

by You_Worst_Nightmare May 11, 2006

Satanic gangsta rap

A type of music that is a mixture of gangsta rap and porn music.

Do you like satanic gangsta rap?

by Deep blue 2012 October 23, 2009

get behind me satan

The eagerly-anticipated (I say that about all albums that I like... hmm...) 5th album to be released by blues-rock group The White Stripes. Hits stores June 6th, 2005, while the first single, "Blue Orchid", hits stores May 29th.

"Get Behind Me Satan" is a reference to an old Negro spiritual, therefore the new White Stripes album will probably go back to a more bluesy base.

by strong badian April 29, 2005