The condition of being a woman with normal sized head, arms, and legs but with a ginormous belly like Santa.
That girl over there is suffering from Lady Santa Syndrome. She has a normal head, legs, and arms but her belly shakes like a bowl full of jelly.
by Finnegan Casey Dress-up March 30, 2015
Get the Lady Santa Syndromemug. The happiest pimp in the world he has 3 hoes a pole for them to dance on also his favorite thing is vodka because it doesn’t freeze in when he’s dancing in n the pole
by 1_Was_Hitler_A_Good_Human_1 December 17, 2020
Get the Santamug. by OG Thug Wife January 8, 2025
Get the Santa Cruzin'mug. when you getting head and you pull your dick out cover her mouth and then shoot it up her nose forcing her to take a breath and swallow.
Dude, Judy is a real trooper. She gives the best head and I Santa fe hotrailed her last night. Right up her nose. SWALLOWED ALL OF IT. That's taking one for the team
by Polar Pop Princess August 21, 2018
Get the SANTA FE HOTRAILmug. S = Santa B = Boy
S “You’ve been a naughty boy.” *beats with stick* B “Santy please!” S “Fuck uou bitch.”
S “You’ve been a naughty boy.” *beats with stick* B “Santy please!” S “Fuck uou bitch.”
by amanwhodestroysyourmumspuss November 15, 2021
Get the Santamug. "omg look its santa, someone warn that pre-schooler before he gets shitmixed by santas large hairy elf cock"!!!
by jacko2431 June 1, 2018
Get the Santamug. A guy who flies around on Christmas Eve and gives gifts to children. If he wasn't magic, he would have had a heart attack by now.
Might be a pedophile. I don't think so.
Might be a pedophile. I don't think so.
by Donutapplesauce December 21, 2022
Get the Santamug.