salty lassi

An indian drink, akin to a milkshake but with yogourt, served chilled. However, the salty lassi is mixed with semen, to provide a much saltier taste, making the drink all that better. Usually, the semen is fresh from the lassi maker to provide maximum flavour and enjoyment.

Man, I ordered a lassi, but this one tastes salty. I hope our waiter didn't make it a salty lassi for us...

by Indian Waiter July 4, 2006

salty seagull

When a man ejaculates into a woman's mouth.. Then hits her throat with the side of his hand causing her to cough it up..

Mandy: I got salty seagulled last night..
Marla: So that's not a hickey?

by acubed January 13, 2008

Salty tears

When a guy ejaculates into a girls eye while she is crying

friend: hey dude what were you up to last night?
Guy: just giving my girlfriend salty tears

by PsychoDeathBitch September 11, 2016

Salty

To be dirty, and a perv, or a perverted phrase, action, or movement.

Mackie is so salty.

by G33K3D^ September 29, 2009

Salty Guy

A guy with no morals.

He said he wanted to be with my best friend he is a Salty Guy.

by New York Salty January 28, 2016

Salty Brioche

A piece of food which can be construed as a sexual innuendo in Bulgarian and English

Would you like to see my salty brioche on webcam?

My Salty Brioche is stumpy

by crotuon king June 29, 2011

super salty

When someone is salty to the point of desperation and/or frustration.

Toysen was super salty after the game last night.

by sugarshielodz January 25, 2016