Salty Mojalty 

A way to emphasize the extra salty nature of your friends. A term to describe friends that are acting in a salty manner. They are not supporting the fun of the group, bringing a damper to the overall mood.

Dude you are being really salty, salty mojalty.
Dude thats salty, salty mojalty.
Salt dude salt..all over the place..you are being salty mojalty.

Salty Mojalty by Rich Bomgardner February 4, 2007

salty gash 

a womans vagina that, during cunny lingus, tastes salty and is perhaps unpleasantly fishy smelling.

Man I tell you she has got salty gash real bad. Man it was a minge I tell ya I nearly threw up my ratatouille into her crack.

salty gash by ivor rheulli biggun February 22, 2008

Salty Mongoose 

When a man ejaculates on a girls face, then smacks her face with his member a few times, like a striking mongoose.

Related to the salty pirate.

I was banging Melissa last nite, and I gave her a salty mongoose, all Riki Tiki Tavi-style.

Salty Mongoose by Josh April 13, 2004

Salty Walter

Giving oral sex (cunnilingus, analingus) after having ejaculated.

Going back down on someone (eating out or rimming) after you've blown your load.

"He was such a freak he pulled out of my ass and immediately went to town lickin' it all up, he must love Salty Walter's"

Salty Walter by honeylamb November 15, 2004

salty walrus 

When you cum in someone's nostril and he or she snorts it in.

Person: "What the hell?"
You: "Ha ha, salty walrus!"

salty walrus by daniel July 22, 2004

Salty Johns 

When you stop start (edging) and then some of your own semen enters your mouth by accident upon ejaculation.

Jacob: "So guys i was stop starting last night and some jizz got in my mouth!"
Adrian: "well thats Salty Johns mate!"

Salty Johns by ChristiesALoser May 23, 2015

Salty Macdougal 

Sucking a dude off when your in the ocean.

This girl gave me a salty macdougal, and the salt water made my dick feel weird.

Salty Macdougal by Richard MacDougal April 5, 2008