You Can’t Make This Stuff Up

A response used when someone has just told a story that’s so ridiculous, random, and unbelievable that you couldn’t have made that up as a story if you tried-it’s beyond the bounds of human creativity.

Dudebro 1: Dude, you’ll never believe what I just saw today. A guy dressed as Ronald McDonald was getting arrested outside of a Burger King for indecent exposure.

Dudebro 2: No way bro.

Dudebro 1: I swear!! You can’t make this stuff up!

by Nolan287 October 3, 2020

i just swallowed the white stuff just to make sure it doesnt stain anywhere

a valid excuse to say when ur choking

"i just swallowed the white stuff just to make sure it doesnt stain anywhere, now it just regurgitaed out of my mouth, now its back on the floor"

by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut March 12, 2023

stuffer

First you got to hollow out all of the tobacco from a cigar as if you were champing a black and mild. You then stuff the entire cigar with marajuana until it is completly filled to the top, make sure to stuff the bud down to make the cigar tight and sturdy. Then spark that baby up and enjoy. Stuffers are usually for celebrations of any kind.

Yo i just hit big in Atlantic City, we packin a stuffer for the ride home!

by Blake Rem January 5, 2008

Stuff

everything you want, don't want, love, hate, sorta hate, kinda like, might wanna throw out the window, hit with a bat, protect with insurance, love to death, can't live with out, annoys the shit out of you, bugs you when you don't have it, or makes you wanna piss your pants.

Look at all that stuff. You have to much stuff. I hate that stuff. I love that stuff.

by AsTuFfPeRsOn November 19, 2009

stand and stuff

Taco shells made easier to stuff your beef in to. We see the real sexual meaning to these empty shells. So the Stand and Stuff is clearly a sex position that is very self explanitory but also then you have to put your beef in a taco and put cheese on it? wtf is this shit? you just cant eat food thats not sexual....

Mexican one- "Im going to have me a stand and stuff"
Mexican two- "yeah i like those new taco shells"
Mexican one- "No man. Im going to fuck your mom"

by Shizane October 28, 2006

stiffs

50's slang, no longer commonly used..

"i can just see the phony bastard shifting into first gear and asking Jesus to send him a few more stiffs" (salinger 17)

by pbbt October 10, 2007

Oven Stuffed Roaster

The unusual method of inserting one's finger in the ass of your partner while screwing her, and feeling her cervix. This procedure is most effective from behind. (SEE ALSO NEW JERSEY MEATHOOK)

There's nothing like an Oven Stuffed Roaster early in the morning to get the blood flowing.

by John Boy December 23, 2003