Dope Snatch

the opposite of dope dick. A girl who has such good snatch (aka va-jj) that guys come back becuase its addictive like dope.

Guy: I banged this chick last nite & ima call her for more cuz she got that dope snatch.

by twinkle88 November 5, 2010

goober snatch

a girl whose puss leaves "boogers" on you after sex.

man, she knew how to work it, but she had a goober snatch.

by mr. z800 July 8, 2011

Chicken-Scratch/Blow in Snatch

A finishing move during oral sex, preferably a 69'er, which requires the male to excessively scratch the clitoris of the female, until the surface is rather shiny and painful to touch. The scratching should be performed in 10 second intervals at 300SPM, followed by recovery touches to see if pain is evident in the female; the touch should last 1/2 a second max.
Once a satisfiable level of pain is reached, the male quickly rotates 180 degrees, inserts his penis in the vagina of the female and blows.

Sandra: Ohh yeah
Harry: You like that when i scratch your clit
Sandra: Yeahhhaha..ahhh.. wtf are you doing!!! :@
Harry: Giving you a chicken-scratch/blow in snatch
Sandra: Are you kidding me, stop that shit right now or its over!!
Harry: Okay sorry.. (Looks at ceiling in reflection) Goodnight hun (:
Sandra: You shut the fuck up!

by Smoigen June 15, 2011

brown snatch

Verb. To pluck a turd from someone's anus. Common with impacted colons.

"Don't shake my hand; I've just pulled a brown snatch."

by D. Finer November 29, 2006

sloppy snatch

A big wet, sloppy minge.

Get ya sloppy snatch out.

by Bob Dylan 1988 May 26, 2009

office snatch

A female coworker specializing in all things persnickety. Things like sitting in warm chairs displease her and you might as well kill yourself if you leave her off a meeting invite. She never forgets. She's also the source and spreader of office rumors and the first to tattle on anyone. This chick is cold, literally. She's constantly whining about being cold and turns up the thermostat to the displeasure of all of her fellow coworkers.

She may or may not be pregnant. But, you don't dare ask.

If that rumor spreading, office snatch brings another fucking blanket to a meeting I'm going to rip it out of her feeble hands and choke her.

Fucking office snatch is bitching about sitting in warm chairs again. Are we fucking dead? Should I kill myself about 10 minutes prior to our meeting time so she can remove my cold, lifeless body in hopes for coolness for her fatty, worthless ass?

This shit talking, office snatch needs to cool her jets and quit acting like she's better than everybody before I get in her grill.

by peacefulstreamsinyoface August 15, 2011

Satchel Snatch

Old dried up poon.

That cougar had the worst case of satchel snatch I've ever seen!

by texmex2000 September 21, 2011