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stoner dick

like whisky dick, but the stoner equivalent. when a guy can't get it up because he's too high or just smokes too much.
"I was just steamrollin' hit after hit with the cute stoner chick but when we tried to fuck, I had stoner dick" said the lonely weed dealer
by giant purple anteater December 26, 2011
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scunered

A term commonly used in ireland (mostly northern ireland)

it means pissed off, bored, adgitated except for no particular reason.

like if you go out to the pub with your mates but not much is hapening, but you have nowhere better to go but you feel as if you should be somewhere else or be doing something else but you dont know why because you actually like being in the pub but you just feel scunered.
"grrr im sooo scunered just sitting here, can we go somewhere else?"
by Irish Mark May 13, 2005
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stonerholic

One who is a stoner as well as an alcoholic.
I am a stonerholic because i enjoy smoking bud n getting drunk!
by jami34u May 9, 2008
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Stoner's Delight

A McChicken and a McDouble put into one, respectively with the McChicken in between the two patties.
"Dude I just watched Narnia and this kid had Turkish delight"
"Screw that man let's go to the magical land of McDonalds and get some Stoner's Delights!!!"
"sounds like an orgasm in your mouth"
"it is"
by SmokeyMcPot42069 February 24, 2009
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Stoner Sleep

The act of sleeping early and waking up extremely late the next day at 4 in the afternoon
Izzy:(Phone ringing in background/Door opening)ZzzzZzzz

Alfred:Damn Izzy wake the fuck up I called you 12 time and its 5 in the afternoon.

Izzy:Oh shit for reals.

Alfred:Fuck yea man you need to lay off that Hawaiian Snow man that shit is giving you some serious Stoner Sleep.
by AlfredoAppiahsauce June 27, 2009
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Stoner

A person who is true to the holy herb, and blazes often..

typically with long hair, and red eyes.
this guy is a good example is this guy who is a stoner

www.youtube .com/watch?v=Arza0wz-QEk
by mr??? June 30, 2009
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Stoner

A person who lounges around, smoking cannabis, to avoid daily responsibilities and blames the government for their low wages.
1: You remember that stoner that dropped out of school?

2: Yeah isn’t he working at McDonald’s, even after 8 years?
by CaptainDeadpool69 March 6, 2019
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