school

a school is a place for adults to torture kids legally.

random person- how's ur new job at that school?
teacher- wonderful i love screaming at kids and get them in trouble for no reason.

by scgusjm June 28, 2022

School

This shit is the closest thing to a modern day concentration camp that's also supported and funded by governments.
You only eat when they tell you to, you only go outside when they tell you to and you get to have the 'fun' experience of sitting in a shitty ass classroom for hours on end. fuck. this. shit.

timmy's Mom: get up for school!

timmy: fuck you! i don't wanna go to school!

by my_fucking_mother April 14, 2022

school

cause of stress and depression.

person 1: what happened-
person 2: school

by papxshampoo March 13, 2021

School

a place that makes you want to kill yourself.

What’s that building over there?

Oh that? That’s school.

by s0rrylol December 10, 2021

School

The place to shoot up

Man its Monday time to shoot up my school and my teachers son and every FUCKING kid

by Gam3r-T1m3 October 18, 2017

School

You are reading this while in school 95%

School is boring

by Apple cookie master November 18, 2019

School

The definition of 90% of the lives of kids aged 5-18. You wake up at 6am to go to what seems like a wonderful place to learn (what they show the parents) but is actually just a shitstorm of faggots, retards, arrogant dickheads and that's the beginning. You then go to classes to learn about some pointless bullshit ranging from hard math to boring English, while if you ask a simple question, you get a detention, while the teacher's pet gets a medal. The teacher then gives you shit all day for essentially nothing. If that's not enough, they then pile on the homework causing you to dread school and not pursue your hopes and dreams because one day you will pass with a bunch of irrelevant bullshit that's not even related to your job.

Mr Louiz: So now today we will learn about the complete works of Shakespeare.
Jimmy: Sir, what relevance does this have to anything?
Mr Louiz: DETENTION JIMMY!
Jimmy: Ugh.
Mr Louiz: ANOTHER HOUR JIMMY!

--One hour later--

Mr Louiz: And so now your homework is to learn the entire script of Hamlet for our class test which no-one else has to do!

--The next morning--

Mr Johns: Jimmy, why are you sleeping?
Jimmy: Oh sir, my English teacher piled on homework and I got absolutely no sleep last night.
Mr Johns: Sure Jimmy, that's an hour's detention.
Jimmy: But Sir, I'm not lying.
Mr Johns: Another hour, Jimmy!
Jimmy: GODDAMMIT I HATE THIS SCHOOL!

by A LIVING BREATHING MCMUFFIN April 5, 2018