santa claus moment

When a small child sits on Mankind's lap, causing him to realize his life calling as a Santa Claus.
"You had a Santa Claus moment," said an already living Santa Claus to Mankind. -from the documentary I am Santa Claus. 2014 .
by ElGatoGuapo October 12, 2017
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Reverse Santa

Sex position where both people are upside down in a confined space (like a chimney) with at least one person in a onesie of some kind
We were rudely interrupted from doing the Reverse Santa when Sarah opened the door.
by Chief Elf February 07, 2020
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Reverse Santa

When your Druncle sits on your lap. When he finally gets up, you’re going to have a warm and moist lap.
Went to family Christmas today and my Druncle gave me a Reverse Santa. Now I have to change my pants!
by Sweats11537 December 21, 2019
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Santa's Sack

When you dress up in a Santa costume and go balls deep in a girl
I gave my Ho! Ho! Ho! Santa's Sack last night
by Biggius Dickus January 20, 2020
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santa clause

a fake piece of shit. who deserves to burn in hell. OH WAIT, HES FUCKING FAKE. just like my dad, because he left when i was 3.. santa clause id a fucking fake white ass nigger who should have never been invented. because sorry to break the news kids, but your parents buy your toys for you.
“look at that fake ass motherfucking picture of santa clause”
by ilovettippieredd March 16, 2020
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santa clause

some pervert who crawls down your chimney to give you dildos at night and coal if you're a whore
idk he is wierd i dont have a sentence about that pervert Santa clause
by some dude but its used December 03, 2018
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Santa Clause

When you are so deep in her pussy for an extended period of time that her cum dries up creating a beard or win
Gino was so deep he be looking like Santa Clause
by Vaj Guru March 13, 2015
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