Rusty Stephens

When you stick your own finger up your rusty wagonwheel

While looking at midget porn Coon totally did the Rusty Stephens

by Jack Sanders September 7, 2007

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Shoot a Russian unicorn

A euphemism for sexual intercourse. It comes from the BadLipReading video ""Russian Unicorn" — a bad lip reading of Michael Bublé."

Oh, the night is young. Now baby, we could shoot a Russian unicorn.

by RavenHaus July 12, 2011

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Rusty Screwdriver

Similar to a 'Wet Willie', but instead you stick your finger up your but, then the persons ear

John gave me a Wet Willie yesterday, so i got him back with a Rusty Screwdriver!

by scarywolf91 March 19, 2008

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Quite similar to the Rusty Trombone with the following two changes: 1) the receivers cornhole is not to be licked but rather blown on/into with buzzy lips like a tuba player; and 2) the giver should wiggle their fingers on the receivers wang as if playing with tuba valves rather than stroking it like they're moving a trombone slide.

She was really drunk last night and I think she got bored with the rusty trombone I made her give me so she just started fiddling with it and making raspberries like a baby. It was my first Rusty Tuba from a woman!

by Trevor Fitzsimmons February 7, 2010

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Are your jimmies rustled?

jimmies – feelings / thoughts / ego
rustled – hurt / disturbed
unrustled – peaceful / calm

As per Know Your Meme, the expression originated from 4chan in late 2010, and is used by trolls to "convey feelings of discontent or discomfort in response to someone else’s post in imageboards and discussion forums".

The expression is an alternate form of "u mad bro?".

Victim: What the heck is your problem!?
Troll: Are your jimmies rustled?
Victim: ...What is this I don't even—
Troll: *trollface*

by AgentRev December 18, 2012

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Rush Limbaugh

Jabba the Hut's right-wing cousin.

Rush Limbaugh: You're just a Hollywood Liberal!

Jabba the Hut: You're just a fat, repulsive, reactionary, thick, racist, homopobic, sexist, elitist, corporatist pig. You are ugly too.

by SomeGuyCalledSomething July 28, 2010

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