Dirt Rooster

One who wakes up his girlfriend, wife, (or boyfriend, if you dig that kinda thang)in the morning by ramming his cock in her/his ass and screaming "Cock-A-Doodle-Do Beeyotch!!"
Very effective Alarm Cock method! Unless the victim has an extremely loose anus, in which case they will continue sleeping like a baby...well, baby with a loose anus anyway.

Note: Repeated use may cause adverse reaction and a response of "Cockle-Doodle-Don't Beeyotch" and a bat over the head. For this, I take no responsibility, you Rooster the Dirt at your own risk!!!

I woke that lazy bitch up with the good old Dirt Rooster this Morning!!

by michaelas Wazowski February 6, 2021

Mechanical Rooster

When there is a room full of hens and one of them has a strap on is known as the Mechanical Rooster.

John got pegged so hard by that mechanical rooster last night!

by Fagams Hero June 6, 2021

sara roos

She’s the best person in the world, and she’s so cool. All of the guys want her. She’s creative, fun and very nice. A little bit to nice so she needs to look out for that

Wow Sara Roos is so cool and nice.

by Pipinakoeka November 24, 2021

sungod rogyst

is a sungod. who lives in france. he is most liked by guys. because he is hot asf. he is have fun with most of his friends and have a very big dick. Minimum 15 inches. he is allergic to alot of things.

i pray for sungod rogyst, sungod rogyst is the best god. sungod rogyst is strong.

by Sungod Rogyst January 31, 2022

Red Rooster

The best Australian fast food chain that is a great place to work. Best place to eat. Best rippa rolls. Whole roast chicken. BBQ Boxes full of BBQ Bacon, Cheese and Hash Brown and Tender Chicken burger, tasty mash potato, a large piece of fried chicken wings and stuffed chips! Try the whole big feast or rooster feed! The whole roast chicken is there! I ate the whole chicken because I am a pig. I always eat the BBQ Bacon Box so I am also a cannibal. A cannibal pig. I eat bacon and chicken. I also eat while chugging Mtn Dew and pigging the hell out of Doritos. RED ROOSTER IS THE BEST PLACE TO EAT EVER! THE BEST PLACE EVER! Best to eat, worst to work. A worser way of working in Red Rooster is doing community service for Red Rooster.

I am a cannibal pig. I am not a carnivore at least. I eat cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze. I hogged the whole roast chicken. SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Red Rooster rulesssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Flaming Gaming June 14, 2022

Rusty Rooster

When you wake up with a stiff morning wood and have anal sex BEFORE you pee.

After the third alarm rang into the morning, it was clear that lazy Kathy was not going to get out of bed any time soon. An irritated Joe decided a rusty rooster might be more persuasive, plus he’d been scrolling through Facebook in bed next to her long enough.

Time for a Cock-a-doodle doo doo.

by Chandrew32 August 28, 2022

Red Rooster

Go to twitch and search deadmanchubz and ask him to eat red rooster

My name is deadmanchubz and i love red rooster chicken

by CucumberJoe September 6, 2022