Reverse Goatse

The Reverse Goatse is just as the name suggests. Instead of bending forward whilst reaching behind yourself with both hands and gaping your anus as wide as possible, you now reach in front of you while prolapsing your anus and extending it in a 360° direction around the entirety of your person. The purpose of extended your arms is so you can give give the double thumbs-up whilst suffocating to death in ecstasy.

"Did you remember to pick up paper towels?"
"The store was sold out Honey, the chap at the register said a local pulled a Reverse Goatse last night..
I know..
I couldn't believe it either!"

by MaxJohnson June 25, 2022

Reverse Squirtle

When you jizz up your own or someone elses nose.

Duuudeee, I totally gave Colin a Reverse Squirtle last night and he sneezed it out!

by GypsyEyes666 September 2, 2020

Homo-reversal

Homo-reversal is a word used in central New Zealand. It describes someone who has died, who was previously widely thought to be an idiot, but now that they have died, people now speak well of them.

Person A: "Bob was such a great guy, why did he have to die?"

Person B: "No he wasn't. He was a dick head. That is homo-reversal."

by Nimrod111 May 7, 2009

Reverse Optimism

The act of being optimistic about negative ideas, actions, or facts.

The glass is half empty... But that's okay because its a glass full of feces

Mike: We haven't been backed up on orders for a while now.
Jeremy: Yah we don't have alot of "good problems" right now
Chris: Fantastic, Fewer problems!!!!
Mike: Hey douche, reverse optimism isn't going to help us right now.

by mdwong August 19, 2009

Reverse Colonel

The act of placing an empty KFC bucket on your partners head lubing them up with the grease from the bucket and viciously sexing them feom behind like a chicken with it’s head cut off. Then just as you cum screaming “that was finger lickin’ good”

Johnboy hit me with the reverse colonel again last night. I herbed AND spiced

by Cousindaddi July 6, 2022

Reverse Chode

A relatively long skinny Penis.

This guy I was with last night had such a bad reverse chode we had to use a spring roll as a condom.

by mrcannoli1997 June 3, 2015

reverse beaver

When you give anal sex to someone who is constipated in an attempt to clear up their constipation.

Person 1: "My stomach is killing me, I think I'm constipated."
Person 2: "A reverse beaver oughta clear that up."

by Tweeeeble March 22, 2022