reverse schooner

Sitting on the toilet backwards and leaving skid marks down the front side of the bowl.

Eddie used the toilet last night and dropped some kids off at the pool and left us a reverse schooner to clean up. He's a funny guy.

by 2rotorbro July 24, 2011

reverse coyote

An auto-sexual position where the individual excretes excrement into their own mouth.

He's so flexible he could do the reverse coyote.

by lmaosama September 20, 2014

reverse blackout

While intoxicated, instead of forgetting things that did happen, you remember things that didn't.

"I totally madeout with him!"
"No you didn't you were passed out by 9 p.m., You must've had another reverse blackout"

"Everyone at the party loved me! They were chanting my name & telling me how pretty I was!"
"That's the Reverse blackout talking, you were standing in a corner by yourself when I saw you."

by Ch&Ce May 8, 2012

reverse beaver

When you give anal sex to someone who is constipated in an attempt to clear up their constipation.

Person 1: "My stomach is killing me, I think I'm constipated."
Person 2: "A reverse beaver oughta clear that up."

by Tweeeeble March 22, 2022

Reverse Chode

A relatively long skinny Penis.

This guy I was with last night had such a bad reverse chode we had to use a spring roll as a condom.

by mrcannoli1997 June 3, 2015

reverse fuck

Taking back someone's virginity

If you really hate me, you'd reverse fuck me!

by Lukewarmliness January 10, 2019

Reverse Hump

While spooning, the little spoon thrusts backwards causing a reverse hump.

"Hey, you were humping me in your sleep"
"No, you were reverse humping me pretending I was humping you"

by Bruce Bane April 12, 2016