Unlike what some dumbasses think rednecks are not uneducated, dumb people from the woods. In reality most rednecks are extremely smart but that doesn't mean they go to Harvard or Yale that means they can do things like repair a car or explain how hydraulics work unlike all you foreign car driving, city dwelling, stupid ass, mother fucking city people that couldn't change a tire on a fucking ford to save your life. Rednecks are always caring and nice people that only get mad when you stupid people decide to offend them or there family or there country. Rednecks are not alcoholics they don't constantly drink they only drink after a hard days of work unlike you lawyers and shit that don't know what that is. If it weren't for the rednecks in this world then nobody would be able to survive.
City person in a bar: ah I hate those stupid as hicks they are good for nothing.
City person on his way home:damn my wheel thingy broke now I need a tow truck
Tow truck company: um were sorry we can't attend to you right now...
The person that answered the phone was a redneck,that owns the company, that was sitting in the bar next to the city person
City person on his way home:damn my wheel thingy broke now I need a tow truck
Tow truck company: um were sorry we can't attend to you right now...
The person that answered the phone was a redneck,that owns the company, that was sitting in the bar next to the city person
by JOBurn October 28, 2011
Get the redneck mug.A poor, uneducated, stupid, uncultured white individual from the southeastern parts of the United States such as places like Tennessee, Louisiana, Georgia, or Mississippi. These people tend to be highly conservative, mentally unstable, right wing Republicans. They tend to also sound very pretentious when they attempt to sound smart and many are also racist and homophobic (whether showing their racism outright or hiding their racism in public) and quite a few are members of the Ku Klux Klan since a group of rednecks formed that group in Tennessee in 1865 (the Ku Klux Klan is also still in operation to this day due to redneck interference). Don't confuse redneck with hillbilly, they are almost the same thing except their living areas are different. A hillbilly lives in the country and away from the cities and perhaps even civilization itself, a redneck inhabits a trailer park, however, they do have some things in common such as collecting dead roadkill to eat. However, both of these dumb groups of people have been infesting more urban areas, moving to other states and cities, etc.
Top 10 reasons why rednecks suck.
1. A redneck is poor, uneducated and uncultured. The funny thing is that they're poor and they still support the Republican party.
2. They are from the dirtiest areas of the U.S. which also houses parasitic organisms such as fleas, ticks, lice, mosquitoes, roundworms and many more. These parasites can also attach themselves upon the redneck in order to infest other areas if the redneck decides to move.
3. They believe in stupid conspiracies that involves aliens.
4. They are insane gun fanatics.
5. They are right wing Republicans.
6. They are racist and homophobic.
7. They believe that the Bible is under some sort of patent or copyright. Hey retards, it's 2,000 years old, it's well within the public domain, dumbasses.
8. They eat roadkill which is gross.
9. They infest other parts of the world with their retardation.
10. They created one of the most dumbass, most despised groups around: the Ku Klux Klan.
1. A redneck is poor, uneducated and uncultured. The funny thing is that they're poor and they still support the Republican party.
2. They are from the dirtiest areas of the U.S. which also houses parasitic organisms such as fleas, ticks, lice, mosquitoes, roundworms and many more. These parasites can also attach themselves upon the redneck in order to infest other areas if the redneck decides to move.
3. They believe in stupid conspiracies that involves aliens.
4. They are insane gun fanatics.
5. They are right wing Republicans.
6. They are racist and homophobic.
7. They believe that the Bible is under some sort of patent or copyright. Hey retards, it's 2,000 years old, it's well within the public domain, dumbasses.
8. They eat roadkill which is gross.
9. They infest other parts of the world with their retardation.
10. They created one of the most dumbass, most despised groups around: the Ku Klux Klan.
by Preacher of Truth December 10, 2014
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Get the nasty redneck mug.The Mississippi and Alabama Gulf Coast that includes Biloxi, Gulf Shores, and Gulfport. The water tends to look like raw sewage and the air smells like sweaty tampons. The beaches are usually littered with broken beer bottles and old condoms. Fine dining along the beach consists of... a Waffle House.
Tyrone: "Where da hell you going in those confederate flag swimming trunks, T-Bob?!?"
T-Bob: "I reckon I'm going to Biloxi beach."
Tyrone: "That ain't no beach, you dumb cracka! That's just the redneck riviera!!!"
T-Bob: "I reckon I'm going to Biloxi beach."
Tyrone: "That ain't no beach, you dumb cracka! That's just the redneck riviera!!!"
by jvarna5 January 28, 2008
Get the redneck riviera mug.Rednecks are racist ugly weak bastards that swim in their own shit hoping that a black or any other ethnicity can trespass in their property, If i were you if a redneck says something to you shove a Daiper in their mouth.
Prince Sade: Hmmmmmm.....
Redneck: Get off mi property bii-octh
Prince Sade: What you say
Redneck: I said get off my property fool
Prince Sade: Here take this here's a 40 year old molded Daiper that you can suck for the rest of your LIFE!!!!!!!!!...ya Dam Rednecks
Redneck: Get off mi property bii-octh
Prince Sade: What you say
Redneck: I said get off my property fool
Prince Sade: Here take this here's a 40 year old molded Daiper that you can suck for the rest of your LIFE!!!!!!!!!...ya Dam Rednecks
by Prince Sade June 18, 2009
Get the Rednecks mug.spawing from the hillbilly term "redneck".... the useless babble and undefined slang used by these illiterate people to conversate back and forth.
damn here in logan ohio they speak redneckanease .... hey ass hole i dont speak redneckanease speak clearer
by snatchalicious July 24, 2011
Get the redneckanease mug.a lower class white person, usually from the south or midwest, but not necessarily. among the things they like to do are: drink bud, have sex with their sister, act like they know about politics, hate blacks, arabs, jews, and gays, and drive fords.
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