Cheeseless Quesadilla

Getting a blowjob with a condom on.

How was that chick last night?

It kinda sucked, she gave me a cheeseless quesadilla and then called it a night.

by Donkeypunch1 December 17, 2015

san quentin massage

Anal penetration. Good old prison rape.

Person 1: Damn. That Waleed Ahmed got sentenced 10 years at San Quentin, yo.
Person 2: Shiiit. That boy gonna get the San Quentin massage, brah.

by bramchari June 4, 2017

California Quesadilla

When you Take Doritos, Cheetos, and cheeses, melt it together, put it in a bowl, and pour it in the females vagina, and proceed to eat her out.

I Gave Lucy a California Quesadilla

by California Quesadilla December 21, 2018

Portage quesadilla

When you put down newspaper and shit, pee, cum, vomit, pop pimples, and put gravel on it, then fold the newspaper and put it in the oven for 15 minutes at 425° and eat it.

Hey bro I’m so hungry
Same, let’s make a Portage Quesadilla

Hell yeah that sounds so good right now

by Nichan August 6, 2020

Don’t Pull A Quentin

A phrase that you say to people that could ghost you for multiple days

Bro cmon, don’t pull a Quentin

by swedish fish addiction July 5, 2021

questilation mark

the combination of the question mark and the exclaimation mark. '!?' or '?!'
used after a surprising comment made by someone else that needs explaining to you.

person #1: haha, that guy just fucked a dog in the ass
person #2: a dog!?

by Lucy-fer in the sky with diamonds August 24, 2004

carrion question

(n.) A question intended to gauge the life expectancy of a relationship that vaguely insinuates wishes for its end.

Carrion Questions:

How's your boyfriend?
Did he bring you flowers for your show?
Where are you going on your date?
What did he get you for Valentine's Day?

by Samson III October 17, 2006