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Jizzle-queef

1: The physical act of ejaculating in a womans vagina and then immediately having the woman queefing the sperm directly back onto any location of the males person.
So I gave Johnny a jizzle-queef last night.

Bro, last night Bethany jizzle-queefed on me.
by Amxkool August 4, 2011
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Queef Cave

Slang term for a whore's vagina.
Jake: "Did you get in her pants?"
Matt: "Yeah man, i tapped that queef cave."
by Tom Herpe March 18, 2011
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queef water

queef water is when you are fucking and then the sex ketchup (period blood) squirts out in a fart all over your asshole
We were having sex and then bang I queef waterd
by Bigwhitesexslave August 17, 2017
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The Kosher Queef

You begin by eating out your partners freshly bleached ass hole and keep licking until you get a perfectly crisp brown rim. Then move on to eating out her bloody period vagina until she queefs so much you eventually throw up into her crispy ass hole. Then collectively grab a cup and fill the cup with the shitty mixture of puke, blood, queef, and shit, and then fuck the cup.
Joe gave a his grandmother the Kosher Queef.
by The Marco Polo April 6, 2019
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Secondhand Queef

When you press your ass against a woman’s ass and fart causing it to travel through her ass crack and queef from her vagina.
I draw the line at sniffing secondhand queefs.
by Vermont Department of Health December 12, 2020
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ass queef

Typically, when a person has flatulence they would call it a “fart”. Here, in Atown (aka Anacortes, aka fagtown) we call these ass queefs.
*at mcdonald’s drive thru*
kelsey- “can i get two ass queef cones”
intercom- “sorry what?”
kelsey- “oops sorry i meant ice cream cones”
*proceeds to pay with dimes*

dude 1- “bro dude we were smashing and she wanted me to go up the butt and she totally ass queefed all over my cock”
dude 2- “what the fuck
by assqueef757 October 10, 2019
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Queef Kernel

chunky, blood clot byproducts of a queef during a woman's menstrual period.
Dude, I thought Carman's period was over and we banged doggy style... but then I got splattered by queef kernels when I pulled out.
by Buck Mann April 28, 2011
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