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Wrongle Pong

"It's cold in here!"

"You're not wrongle pong"
by Chumba Whumba January 15, 2024
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ping pong paddle body bitch

A taco body bitch
Johnny Bravo body bitch
You ping pong paddle body bitch. Yous a taco body bitch, Johnny Bravo body bitch.
by Dolla Dolla Bill Lady November 17, 2023
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subject pong

The activity of deflecting a specific subject to avoid answering questions.
When asked why Josh was failing at his job, Josh engaged in a game of subject pong to avoid answering the question and confuse the conversation.
by Tomcat2023 November 29, 2023
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long-prong thong

A person who is constantly bored. They don’t like what used to entertain them, they have zero exercise, zero power in their brain's battery, zero oxygen… They are basically a zerozerozerozerozerozero.
Please, anyone who is in here, tell my brother to do something real because I don’t like him being a long-prong thong anymore!
by bluestinger66 March 13, 2024
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Belly Pong

Belly Pong, also known as Bargut, is a lint-sucking game in which players throw a ping pong ball across a table to score the ball in a cup of lint on the other end. The game typically consists of opposing teams of shirtless belly-pong players, with preferably round and stout tummy buttons. The last team to arrive at the match is typically the ones that have to suck the lint out of the enemy's belly buttons and deposit it into the cups. If you lose the match, you're forced to consume all of the lint and describe the taste to the judges. If your description is incorrect, you will be brutally punished via munt, or sometimes by even more vial means.
James found himself in a Belly Pong engagement. His lint got sucked out of the innards of the deepest inner lines of his belly button.

Bob and Jerry played Bargut together. The match was intense and involved intense mutual lint-sucking.
by dickjackie April 22, 2024
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Belly Pong

Belly Pong, also known as Bargut, is a lint-sucking game in which players throw a ping pong ball across a table to score the ball in a cup of lint on the other end. The game typically consists of opposing teams of shirtless belly-pong players, with preferably round and stout tummy buttons. The last team to arrive at the match is typically the ones that have to suck the lint out of the enemy's belly buttons and deposit it into the cups. If you lose the match, you're forced to consume all of the lint and describe the taste to the judges. If your description is incorrect, you will be brutally punished via munt or other even worse means.
James found himself in a Belly Pong engagement. His lint got sucked out of the innards of the deepest inner lines of his belly button.

Bob and Jerry played Bargut together. The match was intense and involved intense mutual lint-sucking.
by dickjackie April 22, 2024
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Dinh Phong Vu Nguyen

Dinh Phong Vu Nguyen is known for the size of his third leg. Not in a good way. It is known for its thin girth and being incredibly small. In fact, a microscope is need to even see it. If you ever see a Dinh Phong Vu Nguyen in the wild, make sure to steer clear as he is known to attack anyone and anything aged 6 or younger. It is unknown what he does after attacking but research is being conducted to find this out. Stay safe out there
Victim: Oh no, its a Dinh Phong Vu Nguyen
Dinh Phong Vu Nguyen: I'm coming for you!
Victim: ...
by BaldBurrito76 May 15, 2024
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