tijuana puppy drag

(noun) The action of a dog pressing its anus against the ground and dragging it across.

“I think my dog has worms. He did the Tijuana Puppy Drag across my friend’s mom’s rug.”

by CTG420 May 25, 2018

puppy diploma mill

Not to be confused with a shameless "doggie factory" that exacerbates the domestic-canine-overpopulation problem, this type of disgraceful also-valuing-wealth-over-public-welfare establishment merely prints up fake "emotional-support animal" or "therapy pet" certificates, so that you can have your waggy-tailed buddy accompany you anywhere you wish, even places with a "no pets allowed except service animals" rule.

In part one of the "Wishbone" episode, "Halloween Hound", Joe doesn't need the services of a puppy diploma mill to be allowed to have Wishbone come into Oakdale Sports and Games with him, since shop-owner Travis Del Rio assures Joe that he likes dogs.

by QuacksO January 27, 2020

The Lost Puppy Effect

A type of attitude, behavior or personality exhibited in somewhat attractive men and women that causes them to come across as sad, lonely and weak. In some way or another, these people find relationships in which their lover finds their behavior cute or charming.

Often times, these relationships are short-lived due to the partner of the lost puppy realizing their lover is a total pussy.

As well as this, victims of the lost puppy effect are often unaware that they come across like this.

Michael got into another relationship! How?

Don't worry bro, it'll be over in a month.

How do you know?

Michael suffers from The Lost Puppy Effect.

Don't be like Michael.

by ThatGuyMichael June 18, 2022

puppy monkey baby

A curiously cute animal that brings drinks into the room.

Your puppy monkey baby always has the best mountain dews.

by br00t4l September 12, 2016

shar-pei puppies

old, wrinkled boobs.

That octogenarian displayed her shar-pei puppies at the beach.

by weave March 18, 2003

pumpkin puppy

A small dog that has been shaved and spraypainted orange, and every second tooth has been removed.

andy humped the pumpkin puppy several times before confirming it was a skid like him, after he figured it out he humped it more

by The Fuss December 5, 2007

put this puppy to bed

put this puppy to bed is what a guy does when he fucks another dude in his asshole and has a cum-gasm and then leaves his tumescent cock in the guy's butt-hole and goes to sleep.

After drilling my hole and blowing his load, I heard Matt say "I'm gonna put this puppy to bed!"

by USAF Cadet August 3, 2021