by Taint C. September 25, 2018
Get the Cursed Slush Puppiemug. Also known as R.A.P.E., Rent A Puppy Enterprise is a business created by Black Veil Brides bassist Ashley Purdy and lead vocalist Andy Biersack where puppies are available for rent to men who want to get laid. The intent is for a single man to rent a puppy and take a walk at the park or somewhere, and since ladies, in theory, are attracted to puppies, the man will then get laid later that night. Andy and Ashley have also decided that after the man is done with the puppy, the puppy is just gone.
Single guy: *Rents a puppy from Rent A Puppy Enterprise*
Cute girl: "Awwwwwe your puppy is so cute!"
Single guy: "Thanks! You wanna have sex?"
Cute girl: "How could I say no to a man with a cute puppy?"
*Puppy disappears*
Cute girl: "Awwwwwe your puppy is so cute!"
Single guy: "Thanks! You wanna have sex?"
Cute girl: "How could I say no to a man with a cute puppy?"
*Puppy disappears*
by Kaycy Vincent January 16, 2016
Get the Rent A Puppy Enterprisemug. by Whitemike247 May 18, 2018
Get the colorado puppy tailmug. by br00t4l September 12, 2016
Get the puppy monkey babymug. by weave March 18, 2003
Get the shar-pei puppiesmug. andy humped the pumpkin puppy several times before confirming it was a skid like him, after he figured it out he humped it more
by The Fuss December 5, 2007
Get the pumpkin puppymug. put this puppy to bed is what a guy does when he fucks another dude in his asshole and has a cum-gasm and then leaves his tumescent cock in the guy's butt-hole and goes to sleep.
by USAF Cadet August 3, 2021
Get the put this puppy to bedmug.