Falcon Punch

A successful Falcon Punch requires focusing mass amounts of pure pwn into one's fist, before hitting the target as hard as fucking possible - hopefully dislodging several vital organs along the way. The Falcon Punch is most often used to end the untimely pregnancy of a loved one in a humane manner, especially if the loved one happens to be under the age of sixteen. It is also used often to destroy idiots that are killing the internets, through a primitive, but effective text form.

Carrying out an IRL Falcon Punch is a simple procedure done in a few steps:

1. Pull fist back screaming: FAAAAAALLLCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOON
2. Thrust fist forward whilst also screaming: PAUUUUUUNNNCCCCH
3. ???
4. Profit!
Warning: Expect arm to catch fire if done correctly.

by fpuncher August 23, 2009

Shark punch

When you uppercut a girl's pussy out of no where like when a shark pops out of the water.

"If you dont shut up ill shark punch you bitch!"

by cale and austin February 9, 2008

ass punch

The finishing move of wrestler Beef Wellington. He jumps off the top rope and punches his opponent in the ass.

Beef Wellington got the win tonight with the flying ass punch.

by Jugrnaut April 21, 2005

Pussy Punch

To violently strike a vagina or feline.

Ima pussy punch yo cat if he dont stop makin noise.

by Big Daddy Daddy November 13, 2010

fruit punch

a drank consisting of belevedere vodka and cranberry juice

I went to da club and ordered some fruit punch!

by Emcee Common December 25, 2008

donkey punch

when you hit your girlfriend in the back of her head with a toaster.

My girl and I were talking and stuff in the kitchen, and I got the nerve up to donkey punch her after making toast.

by Titts McGeee September 25, 2007

Punch the clown

playing the skin flute.

Joe got skunked at the bar and decided to go home to punch the clown.

by Dakota1 March 19, 2008