poopalizzy

1. Usually used to describe a tacky old lesbian who

a. is generally in a state of bewilderment, nerdish/or wobry

b. has stocky proportions, and is constantly talking to an imaginary audience

c. has a kinky interest in feces and flatulence and rubber aprons

I dp not understand why my friends call me a poopalizzy, just because I fart while talking with another person's stolen conscience - MEH!

by Conny McCunnley April 23, 2008

Poop Daisy

The defiling of another's car by smearing poop over the windshield with your butt, creating six large "petals" with your cheeks, and then dropping a massive pile in the middle to create the center portion of the daisy.

"Dude! That guy parked in a handicapped spot. Let's give him a poop daisy!"

by collywog October 14, 2009

Poop-Shot

Something really annoying.

Tom is being so poop-shot right now.

by Donna Noble July 8, 2011

poop pilot

A reference to a male who commonly performs anal sex with other males.

This is your poop pilot speaking, we are on the approach to a dark tunnel in preperation for a soft landing.

by Tim and Erica December 19, 2007

poop squeal

a short high pitched squeal, coming from the anus while farting or during a mid-day poop.

zack: Justin earlier when i was taking a dump a mean poop squeal came out of my ass.
Justin: Dude that is so clean.

by awz yea mang September 7, 2010

POOP STICKER

You take a dump, and when you use the toliet paper to wipe, instead of throwing it away. you paste it to the wall or any other surface. The poop itself acts as the adhesive. Great for revenge for bad service at restaurants.

"what do you mean your out of orange chicken???? fine ill have musho pork."

(goes to restroom)

(poops)

"well this is for not having orange chicken at lunchtime."

(sticks toliet paper to mirror)

enjoy your poop sticker

by Herbert G. WALLCE March 12, 2011

Unicorn Poop

The obnoxiously cheerful and candy-coated updates friends post to social networks - all the time. Some use their unicorn poop to make you feel worse about a situation you previously posted by rubbing it in that they NEVER have any problems.

When you have relationship problems, they post Unicorn Poop: "I have the bestest boyfriend in the whole wide world :D He could never do anything wrong because he is so perfect! Nobody else could ever be as happy as me!!!"

Right after your car breaks down, they post Unicorn Poop: "I am SO loving my reliable new car!!! Thanks mom & dad for loving me enough to buy it for me!"

"I'm so irritated, every time I get on Facebook, the feed is covered in Unicorn Poop!"

by SilverScorpion November 10, 2011