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prison poker 

getting fucked in the asshole in jail, what a new or weaker inmate can expect to play daily without consent, usually right after a little tonsil tickling from a sexually perverted inmate(s), forced to at first but gives it up quietly after the first 50 or 60 times, can also expect to play with multiple partners several times a day while guards ignore what's going on
billy bob: "hey bubba, fresh fish"
bubba: "ungh, we needs some fresh hole"
billy bob: "me first this time"
bubba: "bullshit, everybody knows i always get the first hand in prison poker"
billy bob: "uh, ok, hey fish, face down, ass up"
bubba: "ungh, ungh, ungh"
prison poker by spiderbesideher September 29, 2009

Jesus Poker 

People on Facebook that post Bible verses as their status updates in a way to show that they are Christians in an annoying way, or to state that they are better people by knowing Bible verses.
Alana posted another Psalm as her status. She is such a Jesus Poker.

Catholic Douce Bag
Jesus Poker by Anti Saint September 22, 2009

Sorority Pose

The pose that all sorority girls, everywhere, at every college, immediately get into when taking a group picture. It consists of a hands-on-knees squat of varying heights, usually with a few short girls sitting in the front. This creates an easy, organized, tiered pose (because, God forbid anyone be covered in the picture).
Look at those cute A-Chi-Os! Someone pulled out a camera to take a Bid Day picture and even the pledges knew without instruction to crouch into Sorority Pose.
Sorority Pose by Princess_Aria November 4, 2009

Corn-poker 

A harmless word that people may for some reason find offensive, even though it doesn't make any sense.
That gentleman is well spoken for a corn-poker.
Corn-poker by Corn-poker October 23, 2020

pomeranian 

A breed of dog who is often fluffy, loves attention, and likes to bark a lot. This type of dog is very loving, but spoiled and expects to be pampered. The dog also assumes it is bigger and stronger than it really is.
Your dog must be Pomeranian because he is really fluffy, wants you to hold him all the time,and always barks at me.
pomeranian by Girlygal1294 December 20, 2016

Pokeritis 

Addiction to playing poker, either online, in pick-up games, tournaments, etc.
When suffering from pokeritis, you are addicted to the game and have to play everyday, like smoking cr*ck!
Pokeritis by SarasPlayroom.com April 21, 2009