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Political Person 

A person who is so fucking inbred and dense, they have to bring up politics even when the topic at hand, doesn't even fucking remotely relate to politics.

Usualy in the comment section of an Instagram or TikTok post, pulling the most bullshit reason out of their ass about how Trump is at fault for a car accident in Georgia, or natural disaster in a different fucking country.

This person usually doesn't have friends, due to the fact they make politics and hating Trump their whole personality. They also lack empathy towards mainly Democratic people, and/or say stupid, rude, or threatening things to people, because of their fucking political opinion. They are also genuinely the most miserable people to be around.
News - "Breaking news tonight a 5 year old girl has died in a crash on I-95 in Georgia"

Political Person - "Uhhhg, this would never have happened if Trump wasn't president"

Normal Person - "Can you shut the fuck up dude! Why the fuck do you blame Trump for fucking everything? And go take a shower, you smell like ass!"
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Political Bias 

Favoring a side of the political spectrum unfairly. Basically, all definitions on UD about politics, institutions, parties, etc.
Curious Carter: Hmm.. I wonder what liberalism means

Definitely Not Biased Definition: Liberalism is common sense! Conservatives suck! Blah blah blah

Curious Carter: Well that doesn’t help at all. This is Political Bias!

2nd Example

Curious Carter: I wonder what DOGE is..

Definitely Not Biased Definition: DOGE is the best thing to happen to murica! They’re the best no matter what!

Curious Carter: Why is it all Political Bias?

Political Tragedy 

A political stunt/figure resulting in failure, serious/backfiring consequences, or pointless inconvenience
Russia declaring war on Ukraine was a political tragedy
No free healthcare? That's a political tragedy
George Bush was a political tragedy
This bill the politicians put in recently is gonna be a political tragedy
The United Kingdom is a political tragedy in itself
Political Tragedy by mart60 October 10, 2025

political euphoria

When your politics feel recognized and valid for once, especially when you're targeted by both the establishment and the culture wars...unless you're an extremist.
I'm a Georgist; the Libertarians and Greens agreeing on land value tax gave me political euphoria!
political euphoria by Weber Areiv November 20, 2025

Political Hit

The definition of political hit is when an individual, group, or other, do a take down of an organized business operation. This political hit normally involves the court, judge, law enforcement. The political hit could have originated/started at higher level, like the fed, or the state level, or lower, like the mayor, city council, judge, Sheriff. I predict the hit could sometimes start with individual citizens calling in, or reporting the business owner, or the business in question itself that gets the political hit. Sometimes, the political hit happens; so that individuals can keep their merit, their status, the hardcoreness, their customers if they are a small business owner, their control or grip on their circle or peers that know them. It usually happens if a business owner, or CEO, the business itself is doing well, or is newer, and/or is hardcore. The political hit can be made worse, if people in power, feel the business, or people running it, people that own the business, are a threat to the individuals doing the political hit. Usually the person getting taken down, has laws that should protect them. However, law enforcement, and the party as a whole, everyone involved in a political take-down, usually have status positions, that allow them to prosecute full speed ahead, without having to listen to the business owner being taking down.
A political hit is where a business owner, business itself, encounters damages, to their wealth, to their reputation, to their life from stress, and so on; the political hit party, uses has no regard or respect for the party they are doing a hit on, and will not obey any law they have to break, to take down the party they are doing a political hit on, even if laws protect the party being taken down, they destroy their business merit, the business owners merit, the business wealth, the flow of the business, the mental state of the business owner, and more. These small business owners, parties being attacked by the political hits, are often self-made, and self-financed business people as well.
Political Hit by NARPuppies.com January 10, 2026

Political Trauma

The psychological injury inflicted by exposure to, or direct victimization by, oppressive political systems, violent ideological conflict, state-sponsored violence, or the chronic terror of living under unstable or authoritarian regimes. This includes the trauma of refugees, persecuted minorities, political prisoners, and citizens subjected to gaslighting propaganda, the collapse of social contracts, and the betrayal by trusted institutions. It is the damage done when the political sphere, which should provide security and order, becomes a source of pervasive threat and moral injury.
Example: A journalist in an authoritarian country is kidnapped, tortured, and released, but lives in constant fear of re-abduction. A family in a war zone hears bombs every night for years. A minority community sees their rights legislated away and faces increasing state-sanctioned violence. Even in stable democracies, a person may develop political trauma from chronic exposure to threats of civil war, the erosion of democratic norms, and the feeling of helplessness as institutions fail. The trauma is the shattering of the fundamental trust that the political world will provide a safe container for life.
Political Trauma by Dumu The Void January 27, 2026

Political Psychosis

A break from shared reality centered on political ideology, where conspiracy theories and partisan narratives form a completely self-referential, airtight delusional system. It is characterized by the belief that one is a central actor in a grand historical struggle, that political opponents are literal demons or subhuman agents of evil, and that all contradictory information is proof of the conspiracy's depth. This psychosis often manifests as messianic or persecutory delusions woven from news fragments, online propaganda, and the mythos of a political movement, severing the individual from any common epistemic ground.
Example: A person becomes convinced they are a "digital soldier" for a political leader. They believe mainstream news anchors send them coded signals through eye blinks, that their neighbor's lawn sign is a threat against their family, and that they must stockpile weapons for an impending "Storm." They lose their job for ranting about these beliefs at work. This is political psychosis: their grasp on reality has been hijacked by an ideological narrative, transforming the world into a personalized, paranoid political thriller where they are the protagonist.