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polish beergoggles

Putting your testicles on a sleeping persons eyes.
Hawt damn i woke up with some polish beergoggles.
by martinowns August 31, 2006
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Polish Sunrise

The definition of the Polish Sunrise is the following:

1 Gallon of Sunny Delight
- Flavor of Choice will do

1/4 of Absolut Vodka

1/4 of Jose Cuervo Tequilla

Shake well and Enjoy
No need for examples...just please be of Legal Age if you plan to make Polish Sunrise
by PtrkG83 November 22, 2011
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polish teabag

Similar to the regular teabag, the polish teabag is where someone throws a grenade on the body of a player they just killed. The polish teabag got it's name because polish players commonly used this method of teabagging instead of the traditional method that is used more often.

The principle of the polish teabag is the same as that of the more well known teabag. It is a way of humiliating an opponent you just killed.
Gamer 1: Why did that guy just throw a grenade on my body lol

Gamer 2: It's his way of teabagging dude, it's called the polish teabag.
by A15kk December 23, 2012
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polished headlight

The tip of the penis has been sanded down and subsequently polished (as one would detail a car).
Dan's polished headlight was too shiny for the ladies to resist.
by potatoiam September 27, 2013
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polish the wood

When your friend asks about your questionable decisions/sexual escapades/conquests from the previous day/night.
"Hey (insert name here), did (insert other name here) polish the wood last night?"
"Greetings. I am not entirely sure what you mean. But let me assume you are talking about how I got my brains fucked out of my skull several times over from 3pm Sunday until 3pm Monday."
by thefratlordoftheskies October 8, 2016
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Polished Shit

A term used to describe something (usually an object) in good condition, but overall being a piece of shit.
Hey, theres a free TV over on the sidewalk!

No thanks.

It looks functional and relatively new!

That TV is basically polished shit. It looks good, but its still shit.
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polish my pigeon

She liked the nasty and with both hands, she massaged my anus and my shaft as she began to polish my pigeon.
by Jimmy Dink July 1, 2017
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