personalititties

perfect or near perfect breasts that serve as the saving grace for an otherwise unappealing female

Dude, Laura is so lame. Whenever she comes out she just sits and makes these horrible jokes.

Yeah, but she's got great personalititties.

by Joe Schleebs August 3, 2007

Little Person Syndrome(L.P.S.)

Syndrome caused by an inferiority complex usually directed at stature or height. In women this may cause a variety of problems from "Bitchy-ness" to the urge to stand on large objects in order to feel some sense of "dominance" over others. Calling a woman who suffers from L.P.S. "tall" is a big compliment and will make them feel good about themselves. In men the problems multiply; men, already having an aggregation of complex's pertaining to their own inferiorities, become arrogant little fucks, who buy big trucks, and treat people like shit.

This syndrome is similar to L.M.S. or Little Man Syndrome, which is an inferiority with the size of ones own Male reproductive organ.

"Man that girl suffers from L.P.S. real bad she's just being a bitch to everyone."

"E.H.(hahah) is trippin', must be the L.P.S."

Little Person Syndrome(L.P.S.)

by Long14 January 9, 2012

said person

a way of talking about someone specific: to avoid ramming their name into the ground; to sound contractual; or to completely obscure that person's identity and save face.

i, j-doe, do hereby attest to agreement between self and said person that neither shall utter a word about what just happened.

by Furrowed Brow April 21, 2004

Person

A person is a word for a human being.
It is weird though.

A person is my dad
who the hell is that person!

by crazy555 July 17, 2005

Persian

Someone who hails from Persia. I have no problem with Persians and know a guy whose family is from Persia and he's the nicest guy, but unlike from what I've read here, Persians don't look that much like Italians guys. Sorry

Persians are also known as Iranians.

by Weird Al November 13, 2003

Persian Sandwich

A Persian Sandwich is when you have two friends who are Iranian (persian), and you decide to dance between them. It's pretty simple, all you have to do is pretend you are in some club grinding up inbetween two people, and oh yeah, don't let your parents catch you....it's quite embarassing.

I totally want to have a Persian Sandwich with those two girls over there. You distract them and I'll get between them.

by Rye-Ry June 11, 2007

Persian Rugs

Modern Cockney Slang for Drugs

...are you getting any persian rugs in tonight?!

by Fordy August 21, 2006