Parker

Probably very short and not very bright. Might be a fortnite kid, or just has a whiny personality.

Person A: “Have you met Parker?”

Person B: “I would rather shoot myself.”

by gay.llama February 20, 2023

Peter Parker money shot

When a man fakes his orgasm and spits all over a female's back like a spiderweb

When you're pushing rope you got to do the Peter Parker money shot and spit all over that bitches back

by beriemycockner@y June 25, 2022

Parker

Parker:Is a sweet heart, When you get his number he will put you in his spell, then the chat dies down then you talk to him out of the chat. Then you play truth or dare for days they you talk non stop, you form a crush. Then he “has to tel you something” umm well there you go a free BF if he didn’t have a GF. You would think there would be a line but then he crossed it. Then I almost got blackmailed. P.S we had a whole conversation of if we would have sex if our life depended on it.

Girl: look it’s Parker

Me: well he’s not what you think, he more fun in the bed type.

by Ella wilbanks December 28, 2019

amber parker

When your vagina smells like 3 week old lasanga

Oh shit the doctor says I have amber parker

by Noah budaii November 13, 2017

Parker

A crackhead

That’s Parker he’s my friend

by Idkandidc November 27, 2019

peter parker gf

martina is peter parker gf. the one and only peter parker gf, peter 1? martina bf, peter 2?, martina bf, peter 3? martina bf.

omg have you seen martina, peter parker gf?

by itslele May 13, 2022

parker

she loves everybody. She flirts with every boy with long hair, whos cute, or just literally anybody random.
She also hates cheese. etree

Connor :Wow parker is really cute!
Seth : But im gay?

by mocahgamer April 13, 2021