puppy diploma mill

Not to be confused with a shameless "doggie factory" that exacerbates the domestic-canine-overpopulation problem, this type of disgraceful also-valuing-wealth-over-public-welfare establishment merely prints up fake "emotional-support animal" or "therapy pet" certificates, so that you can have your waggy-tailed buddy accompany you anywhere you wish, even places with a "no pets allowed except service animals" rule.
In part one of the "Wishbone" episode, "Halloween Hound", Joe doesn't need the services of a puppy diploma mill to be allowed to have Wishbone come into Oakdale Sports and Games with him, since shop-owner Travis Del Rio assures Joe that he likes dogs.
by QuacksO January 27, 2020
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colorado puppy tail

When you are getting her from behind and stuff her ponytail in her ass with your dick
I grabbed her hair and gave her a Colorado puppy tail last night.
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Shit that puppy out

A metaphor for getting a piece of work done as quickly as possible, usually a piece of work that you don't care about very much. Often used in advertising agencies.
"Hey Brett, the deadline for that print ad is 8am Monday morning, we really need to shit that puppy out if you don't want to work the weekend."
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puppy monkey baby

A curiously cute animal that brings drinks into the room.
Your puppy monkey baby always has the best mountain dews.
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shar-pei puppies

old, wrinkled boobs.
That octogenarian displayed her shar-pei puppies at the beach.
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pumpkin puppy

A small dog that has been shaved and spraypainted orange, and every second tooth has been removed.
andy humped the pumpkin puppy several times before confirming it was a skid like him, after he figured it out he humped it more
by The Fuss November 11, 2007
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put this puppy to bed

put this puppy to bed is what a guy does when he fucks another dude in his asshole and has a cum-gasm and then leaves his tumescent cock in the guy's butt-hole and goes to sleep.
After drilling my hole and blowing his load, I heard Matt say "I'm gonna put this puppy to bed!"
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