playing scrabble

sex, having sex, intercourse

My granny said I couldn't come over cause she was playing scrabble with her boyfriend.

by Sheri' June 23, 2005

Plainfield

The small town in central Wisconsin where Ed Gein is famed to have committed his travesties (i.e. killing two women, digging up bodies, making several trophies out of human skin, including a female bodysuit that he danced in).

Also portions of Werner Herzog's movie Stroszek were filmed here.

Besides that, it's pretty plain.

Gary: Hey, should we stop by Plainfield to see Ed Gein's house?
Bob: Didn't you know his house burned down when he was in trial?
Gary: Oh, well then never mind.

by sabersforever June 1, 2009

Des Plaines

The 2nd largest ghetto in northern Cook County, after Rolling Meadows. Home to the first (ninth) McDonalds, but it's not like anyone gives a shit.

"Hey, let's take a vacation in Des Plaines!" - No one ever

by stoneburnerer March 30, 2013

Playing Chess

1) Drinking heavily
2) Ordering drugs from a dealer
3) Obscure pseudonym for anal sex

1)
Person 1: Dude, where's your dad?
Sonofadrunk: Playing chess.
2)
Person 1: What were you doing in that back alley?
Druggie: Playing chess.
3)
Person 1: What were you and that other guy doing in the locker room?
Gay dude: Playing chess... heehee!

by AdurnaVampyre January 26, 2009

plain

The best flavor of any tasty treat.

I love plain M&Ms.

I love plain jellybeans.

by Kevin21boston November 13, 2006

playing the bagpipes

slang for blow jobs or giving head.

"i hear she was playing the bagpipes for anyone at that party"

by snowman12 March 3, 2009

Playing Hospice

v. When all you can do all day long is lay on the couch, unshowered, in the same underwear you dribbled on the night before, in sweatpants, and eat and watch television all day long. You do not have the energy to get up to anything that doesn't involve making or eating food; even a shower is just too taxing. A pull out couch or futon is usually involved, as well as lots of pillows and blankets. Closely related to "Big Fat Fuck-a-Thon".

"I'm so hungover! All I am doing today is playing hospice! Let's order pizza, but you've got to go to the door, I'm dying."

by Hospice Player May 6, 2009