The very definition of badass, redneck, hunter, fisherman, coon slayer, confederate, auto mechanic, and pedophile.
Ben *Badass* Mallory, born in 100,000,000B.C., was the original creator of the universe. Forged through fire and coltanium, the strongest metal on earth he made his legendary K20 that he never drives with his bare hands, and created the tech shop where his K20 gets all of its powers.
Ben is also the hardest working individual you can ever meet. He's constantly busy 24/7 and can NEVER be bothered with.
Ben Mallory can get all the women too, whatever he likes, but he usually goes for the younger ones like 1-14 years old. Ben loves em young he says. He likes when they ain't stong enough to get away from him
Ben *Badass* Mallory, born in 100,000,000B.C., was the original creator of the universe. Forged through fire and coltanium, the strongest metal on earth he made his legendary K20 that he never drives with his bare hands, and created the tech shop where his K20 gets all of its powers.
Ben is also the hardest working individual you can ever meet. He's constantly busy 24/7 and can NEVER be bothered with.
Ben Mallory can get all the women too, whatever he likes, but he usually goes for the younger ones like 1-14 years old. Ben loves em young he says. He likes when they ain't stong enough to get away from him
by pp deep rotten May 13, 2018
A kid who smokes way to much weed and thinks his dick is so big even tho everyone knows the truth. pretends to be tough but is actually a pussy. Lies in every sentence. Gets away with everything. Some other names are “big nigga”, “180 lbs of pure pretend black”
by Gary_winthrope May 10, 2019
Evil takes a human form in Ben Bryan. Don't be fooled, because he may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing, slut-faced ho-bag. But in reality, he is so much more than that.
by Turtle127359 February 22, 2019
An ungodly creature, he had beaten the likes of speed, Hitler, jesus and even your mother, he is ruthless truly a barbarian.
by Tyron_lmao February 24, 2022
Shen Bapiro > Ben Shapiro
by Inquisitive Walnut March 22, 2022
You can't count on Rico in a prison riot - he goes all ben hunt whenever there's any trouble and will fail to back you up.
by The Wigsplitter January 22, 2018
by Coolgoy September 20, 2021