nipple ranch

When you jizz on the nipples and you wipe lettuce all over it. Substituting it for ranch when you broke as fuck. (Usually you make the partner eat it all)

Suzie wanted a salad but we were out of ranch, so we made nipple ranch instead.

by Cotton Picker 69/420 April 21, 2016

Spicy Nipples

The modern day RT. Hard nipples due to a variety of causes: low temperature, sexual arousal, been purple nerped recently, etc.

"Damn, it's so cold in here I'm sporting some spicy nipples."

by Positive Control August 23, 2019

Octopus nipples

The non-existent nipples of an octopus

I ate octopus nipples

by weenis boi 74 July 31, 2021

nipple bath

Rubbing your breast all over a man or woman while you have soap on your breasts.

She totally gave Michael Bolton a nipple bath while they were in his hotel room.

by Jacqueline Sparrow December 18, 2013

Fat Nipple

Usually defined as someone who has nipples shaped like pepperonis and poke out of there shirt

Hey! He’s fat nipple kid

by MrPickles LLJ June 19, 2019

Nipple Twisties

Grabbing someone by both nipples and twisting as hard as you can as a form of punishment for someone acting out in a negative way

Alright Ricky, get over here. Time for your sixteen nipple twisties.

by Bonzi Buddy March 6, 2015

nipple lice

when your nipple hair has bugs in it.

aw man i have nipple lice

by anonymous September 14, 2020