Coffee neck

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.

I love coffee, I'm a coffee neck. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee neck, just kidding.

by Equal crack October 2, 2016

Finals Neck

That cramp in your neck that you get after taking and studying for 3+ -hour finals, usually associated with a temporary hunchback and, often, snapping and popping of joints.

Fred: "How obscene is it that our bio final took up the entire 4 hour block?"

Fran: "It's ridiculous. Two days later and I'm still stuck with finals neck!"

by franzy! October 13, 2011

orange necking

The game where you take oranges and pass them to other people using your neck and chin.

Josh: ay yo you wanna go orange necking?

Sam: nah bruh that Shits gay af

by Yung bludd December 29, 2016

Trimmer neck

When your neck starts hurting from looking down at weed during trimming.

Man I got some trimmer neck. I’ve been at this all day.

by MaeFlower05 October 16, 2020

Penis Neck

An unintelligent and worthless human being.

Kevin Lindsay is a penis neck

by DDDD437 June 17, 2021

Neck Shrek

A Neck Shrek is someone who feasts on glizzies like there's no tomorrow. Will literally go green while giving the vacuum-sealed, double-hand twisting Gluck Gluck 9000 with ogre strength.

"Hey bro, did you end up chillin' with that girl?"
"Yeah bro, she's a real Neck Shrek. She gobbled the glizzy and yelled, 'Get out of my swamp!'"

by NeckShrek001 May 4, 2022

IPad Neck

Chronic condition whereby an IPad user suffers severe neck pain from peering downward on their Ipad. IPad users can be distinguished from afar by a noticeable neck twitch or wringing of the neck.

Because I peered downward to read my iPad for 3 hours straight, my doctor concluded that I had "IPad neck".

by Aaploverrated March 12, 2012