Cat Nap Wood

When a guy awakes from a cat nap with a boner

Dude 1: Hey man, you got some major Cat Nap Wood!

Dude 2: Yeah bro i just woke up and i had a dream about your mom.

by onleemortall December 16, 2011

9 Minute Nap

To masturbate, to tell your friends that you are going to take a nap, when you are just going to jerk off.
Usually one who takes a 9 minute nap comes out more tired than he went in.

Bill: I'm really tired imma go take a nap
(nine minutes later)
Frank: You look more tired than when you went in, that was definitely a 9 minute nap

by Masturdebator October 4, 2009

dirt nap

When you take a major fall off of typically an off road personal vehicle...ex: dirt bike, atv, quad, etc. This could also easily be applied to falling off of anything really...ex: bicycle, skateboard, rollerblades, stripper pole etc.

Holy sh*t dude! Did you see that douche bag try to jump over that dune on his quad? His leg is turned around backward! That was the worst dirt nap I've ever seen!

by Cakessi August 14, 2009

Puke 'N Nap

When you are eating a meal, and ingest enough food to feed a small village and you feel like your insides are going to explode. The only thing that would make you feel better is to throw up and go into a food coma.

I just ate a shit-ton of food. I could really go for a good old Puke 'N Nap.

by ajacks417 July 26, 2014

Ke$ha Nap

A modern day disco nap, or a late afternoon nap in order to prepare for a night of Ke$ha inspired partying.

Person A: Hey, what are you doing?

Person B: Oh I'm taking a Ke$ha nap in order to prepare for tonight!

by Hurricane7410 March 29, 2011

nap town

another name for naples, florida ; not Indianapolis. gets its name because Republican snowbirds coming from northern US are always napping or being extremely laid back which is why it takes forever to get anywhere .

bro 1: Yo where u live ?
bro 2: naples

bro 1: U mean nap town ? EWWWWWW u living with old snowbirds???
bro 2: ...

by Matty likes phatty May 20, 2022

celestial dirt nap

Another euphemism for death.

Elvis Presly is taking the celestial dirt nap. Get over it.

by Aribeth April 14, 2005