Wiz N Woz

When you get so drunk you allow an Australian to paint a nude portrait of you while you pee.

"Dude. I got so wasted Friday night, I let that chick give me a proper Wiz N Woz."

by RealHarnold February 18, 2022

Skype ‘n Wipe

Slang for the foul habit of attending a staff meeting online while using the toilet.

Although entirely socially unacceptable, his twisted judgment led him to believe that Skype ‘n Wipe was somehow OK.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 20, 2020

Stop n' Plop

The careful manoeuvre performed instantly after weeing in order to transition into pooing.

Sorry, I took so long. I had to stop n' plop!

by Frank_Chip_Pan September 15, 2017

plank 'n blow

The action of planking whilst the underlying partner gives oral pleasure underneath said plank

Hey Rod how was your night? Pretty good man, got the plank 'n blow and now my abs are sore!

by PlankinLife December 30, 2016

bump 'n' dump

The act of snorting a line of cocaine in the bathroom followed by a bowel movement.

Hey Adam will you watch the door while I take a bump 'n' dump.

by The Sheep Wrangler January 18, 2018

shake n’ wake

In the early morning hours you shake your mans cock resulting in him waking up for a pleasant surprise. It’s always a great way to start his day with a shake n’ wake.

My boy Dave had the best day ever when his girl Steph rolled over at the crack ass of dawn and grabbed him by the cock. She began shakin’ his dick so hard it woke him up with a nice jerkoff session, and then he jizzed on her face. A classic shake n’ wake.

by spideyskin May 9, 2021

shrug n' tug

An unenthusiastic handjob.

My wife gave me the ol' shrug n' tug for my birthday.

by The Donut Fairy April 12, 2017