Urban Dictionary: Definitions by RealHarnold

Tennessee Hacky Sack

The act of being kicked in the balls by a big ole hog boy for sexual pleasure.

Bruh, I left my wife this morning after Patrick gave me an amazing Tennessee Hacky Sack at Buffalo Wild Wings last night.

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The rantings of a hysterical Canadian dictator when they cannot manage to control their emotions.

"YOU HAVNT SEEN ME HYTARICKLE. CHIWANAWAAWS ARE THE WORST BREED".

HYTARICKLE by RealHarnold September 18, 2024

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A word used by drunk Icelandic piano players who think the Earth is flat when they are confused by their interlocutor's assertion.

Interlocutor: "10^-17 is a positive number."
Johnny B: VOTTAYOOTOKKINABOWT???

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When you get so drunk you allow an Australian to paint a nude portrait of you while you pee.

"Dude. I got so wasted Friday night, I let that chick give me a proper Wiz N Woz."

Wiz N Woz by RealHarnold February 18, 2022

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