RealHarnold's definitions

Wiz N Woz

When you get so drunk you allow an Australian to paint a nude portrait of you while you pee.

"Dude. I got so wasted Friday night, I let that chick give me a proper Wiz N Woz."

by RealHarnold February 18, 2022

VOTTAYOOTOKKINABOWT

A word used by drunk Icelandic piano players who think the Earth is flat when they are confused by their interlocutor's assertion.

Interlocutor: "10^-17 is a positive number."
Johnny B: VOTTAYOOTOKKINABOWT???

by RealHarnold March 7, 2022

HYTARICKLE

The rantings of a hysterical Canadian dictator when they cannot manage to control their emotions.

"YOU HAVNT SEEN ME HYTARICKLE. CHIWANAWAAWS ARE THE WORST BREED".

by RealHarnold September 18, 2024

Tennessee Hacky Sack

The act of being kicked in the balls by a big ole hog boy for sexual pleasure.

Bruh, I left my wife this morning after Patrick gave me an amazing Tennessee Hacky Sack at Buffalo Wild Wings last night.

by RealHarnold February 6, 2025