shrug n' tug

An unenthusiastic handjob.

My wife gave me the ol' shrug n' tug for my birthday.

by The Donut Fairy April 12, 2017

plank 'n blow

The action of planking whilst the underlying partner gives oral pleasure underneath said plank

Hey Rod how was your night? Pretty good man, got the plank 'n blow and now my abs are sore!

by PlankinLife December 30, 2016

Stop n' Plop

The careful manoeuvre performed instantly after weeing in order to transition into pooing.

Sorry, I took so long. I had to stop n' plop!

by Frank_Chip_Pan September 15, 2017

Fail n' Bail

Taking a job at which you fail to perform, deflect any questions about what you're doing by getting offended at the questions, and just before you get completely nailed for not doing what you're supposed to do, you bail out... admitting nothing.

What happened to your former CTO? Oh, man, he pulled a Fail n' Bail like you wouldn't believe. I should have known, because when I asked him what he did all day, he said "I'm offended by the question," and then didn't answer it.

by Invictus Bastard July 7, 2010

shake n’ wake

In the early morning hours you shake your mans cock resulting in him waking up for a pleasant surprise. It’s always a great way to start his day with a shake n’ wake.

My boy Dave had the best day ever when his girl Steph rolled over at the crack ass of dawn and grabbed him by the cock. She began shakin’ his dick so hard it woke him up with a nice jerkoff session, and then he jizzed on her face. A classic shake n’ wake.

by spideyskin May 9, 2021

Sukkos n shit

"Sukkos n shit" the most common saying in Sydneys Eastern suburbs was first founded in 2021.

The story goes as follows... I was on a run down at Tamma, spotted some stairs now known as the "Tamma stairs" I told myself "I got these stairs easy shit"... Running up the stairs and all of a sudden N**ga falls down the stairs. My leg was fully cooked. Upper thigh gushing with blood, shabbos pants all ripped. I was thinking to myself "how will I get home?" I cant get on a bus cos SUKKOS N SHIT, and I live all the way in Matto cunt.

So I start treking up Bondi Rd and get who I see... Rabbi F**king Yossi! I hucked it with him for a bit, he bandaged my upper thigh and sent me off. When I arrived at Junction guess who I saw... Samuel TaF**kingBib!!

"Oi get on fortnite bro"
"na I can't"
"why not"
"cos sukkos n shit"

by SukkahSlayer69 November 11, 2021

Wiz N Woz

When you get so drunk you allow an Australian to paint a nude portrait of you while you pee.

"Dude. I got so wasted Friday night, I let that chick give me a proper Wiz N Woz."

by RealHarnold February 18, 2022