by Frank_Chip_Pan September 15, 2017
Get the Stop n' Plopmug. Taking a job at which you fail to perform, deflect any questions about what you're doing by getting offended at the questions, and just before you get completely nailed for not doing what you're supposed to do, you bail out... admitting nothing.
What happened to your former CTO? Oh, man, he pulled a Fail n' Bail like you wouldn't believe. I should have known, because when I asked him what he did all day, he said "I'm offended by the question," and then didn't answer it.
by Invictus Bastard July 7, 2010
Get the Fail n' Bailmug. In the early morning hours you shake your mans cock resulting in him waking up for a pleasant surprise. It’s always a great way to start his day with a shake n’ wake.
My boy Dave had the best day ever when his girl Steph rolled over at the crack ass of dawn and grabbed him by the cock. She began shakin’ his dick so hard it woke him up with a nice jerkoff session, and then he jizzed on her face. A classic shake n’ wake.
by spideyskin May 9, 2021
Get the shake n’ wakemug. by The Donut Fairy April 12, 2017
Get the shrug n' tugmug. The act of scrolling through a social network on one's phone, with loud music of choice playing in the background through a nearby speaker.
An act often performed by a group of multiple people, either in an automobile or basement of a house.
An act often performed by a group of multiple people, either in an automobile or basement of a house.
John was 8 mintues late to practice, his daily bump n' scroll in the parking lot took much too long.
"Hey dudes, let's go get high as fuck and bump n' scroll.
"Hey dudes, let's go get high as fuck and bump n' scroll.
by BrooksyDeChambeau June 9, 2015
Get the Bump n' Scrollmug. "Sukkos n shit" the most common saying in Sydneys Eastern suburbs was first founded in 2021.
The story goes as follows... I was on a run down at Tamma, spotted some stairs now known as the "Tamma stairs" I told myself "I got these stairs easy shit"... Running up the stairs and all of a sudden N**ga falls down the stairs. My leg was fully cooked. Upper thigh gushing with blood, shabbos pants all ripped. I was thinking to myself "how will I get home?" I cant get on a bus cos SUKKOS N SHIT, and I live all the way in Matto cunt.
So I start treking up Bondi Rd and get who I see... Rabbi F**king Yossi! I hucked it with him for a bit, he bandaged my upper thigh and sent me off. When I arrived at Junction guess who I saw... Samuel TaF**kingBib!!
The story goes as follows... I was on a run down at Tamma, spotted some stairs now known as the "Tamma stairs" I told myself "I got these stairs easy shit"... Running up the stairs and all of a sudden N**ga falls down the stairs. My leg was fully cooked. Upper thigh gushing with blood, shabbos pants all ripped. I was thinking to myself "how will I get home?" I cant get on a bus cos SUKKOS N SHIT, and I live all the way in Matto cunt.
So I start treking up Bondi Rd and get who I see... Rabbi F**king Yossi! I hucked it with him for a bit, he bandaged my upper thigh and sent me off. When I arrived at Junction guess who I saw... Samuel TaF**kingBib!!
by SukkahSlayer69 November 11, 2021
Get the Sukkos n shitmug. Although entirely socially unacceptable, his twisted judgment led him to believe that Skype ‘n Wipe was somehow OK.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 20, 2020
Get the Skype ‘n Wipemug.