mohammed

mohammed

mohammed

by kekkskskkekkeekekke July 30, 2023

Maham Syndrome

When an individual has developed a severe and utter dedication towards a fictional male, this obsession is ridiculously unhealthy to the point that it may consume your entire life. your loved ones, familly, pets, jobs, children, marriage and etc. All of this consumed by the void that is Maham syndrome. Your life will be in utter shambles. The afflicted individual may develop genuine sexual feelings towards the characters in severe cases. Their reality will forever warp into an endless and mindless void of just (insert fictional male here). They will see nothing but it. They will be consumed by it. They will become it. They will fantasize and go mad, insane and delusional. Reality will become false. They will not live to see the day again where there is no (insert fictional male here) in their deluded line of sight. Their life will become a miserable, miserable tragedy. A horror story. And so if you know anyone who might have this syndrome, please call their loved ones and tell them its too late. There is no cure. Once they are in the rabbit-hole, there is no escaping. They will forever by tormented by the single-minded thought of (insert fictional male here).

For fucks sake, I think I contracted Maham Syndrome.

by a sri lankan smart chonky man May 29, 2023

Maham Syndrome

When an individual has developed a severe and utter dedication towards a fictional male, this obsession is ridiculously unhealthy to the point that it may consume your entire life. your loved ones, familly, pets, jobs, children, marriage and etc. All of this consumed by the void that is Maham syndrome. Your life will be in utter shambles. The afflicted individual may develop genuine sexual feelings towards the characters in severe cases. Their reality will forever warp into an endless and mindless void of just (insert fictional male here). They will see nothing but it. They will be consumed by it. They will become it. They will fantasize and go mad, insane and delusional. Reality will become false. They will not live to see the day again where there is no (insert fictional male here) in their deluded line of sight. Their life will become a miserable, miserable tragedy. A horror story. And so if you know anyone who might have this syndrome, please call their loved ones and tell them its too late. There is no cure. Once they are in the rabbit-hole, there is no escaping. They will forever by tormented by the single-minded thought of (insert fictional male here). There is no hope in this for world for them. There is no hope. There is no hope. There is no hope. There is no hope. THERE IS NO HOPE.

For fucks sake, I think I contracted Maham Syndrome.

by a sri lankan smart chonky man May 29, 2023

Mohammad bouquet

A group of still-growing flowers dat you go and stand/sit next to, rather than picking them to take wif you --- i.e., da flowers wouldn't come to you, and so you went to them.

My main squeeze and I both feel dat it is selfish to break off flowers from their plant just so dat they can be used for temporary adornment --- similar to da philosophy dat animals should be da only ones to wear fur --- and so we always partake of Mohammad bouquets instead of having any cut-flower arrangements in our presence.

by QuacksO June 6, 2023

Mohammed nasser

Nasser likes having a lot food. He always eats dragonfruit. He likes to leak everything that there is to find, especially exams and quizzes. He is big he is twice the size of his comrades and friends, although he has a very pitched voice. He likes to fight, and he puts all his friends in a corner and starts pushing.

Mohammed Nasser.

by wooly12 June 13, 2023

Mohammed

Mohammed is the coolest and most awesome and coolest and funniest and coolest and most awesomest guy ever

John: guys is that Mohammed???

John 2: omg it is!!!
John: Mohammed can I please have your autograph?
Mohammed: yes of course because I’m so awesome

by 100% fax July 2, 2023

Mohammed

1) most popular name in the world, originating from Arabic
2) condensceningly used to refer to arabs/muslims by anti arabs due to the popularity of this name among muslims

- this is my friend Mohammed.

by legoduplo82 August 2, 2024