"Now, are we men or are we mice?"
"I'd actually prefer to be a mouse, but that's just my opinion."
"You were supposed to say men, you halfwit-"
"I'd actually prefer to be a mouse, but that's just my opinion."
"You were supposed to say men, you halfwit-"
by finn for the win July 27, 2018
Get the mousemug. need to say no more
Someone approaches you in the street for a donation of some sort...
response: sorry I am poorer than a country mouse. it get the message across.
response: sorry I am poorer than a country mouse. it get the message across.
by The Original Country Mouse March 23, 2011
Get the poorer than a country mousemug. When a housband comes home drunk, the wife cannot say anything. She has to be quiet like a mouse underneath a scab, or there would be a problem.
by EldoradoAvocado August 22, 2023
Get the Quiet like a mouse underneath a scabmug. It's January 8th which is National Mouse Breeder Day, I celebrate by breeding mice to give to my pet snakes
by Whkdikvdy359637bdhj January 2, 2025
Get the National mouse breeder daymug. The Mickey Mouse Munthouse, also known as the MMM, is a spinoff of the sacred tradition of munting. A group of people will instead bring the dead corpses into their house for a group munting session. The munters recreate the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse intro song as they are going down on said corpses, bonus points if any individuals dress up, or do character voice impressions while munting. The odor will get unbearable very fast due to the combatting scents of rotting flesh and bodily fluids, so this requires hefty amounts of air freshener. The corpses may be bathed in gamer girl bath water if no air freshener is available. The number of people munting may vary as long as there are two individuals munting one corpse, so there is never a limit to the munting you can do.
For my graduation party, I’m inviting my friends to our local cemetery to try out the Mickey Mouse Munthouse.
by The Muntologist May 4, 2025
Get the The Mickey Mouse Munthousemug. 
