mother father

An explicative that implies that it's denotee is both a mother and a father; which is at this point a medical impossibility. It is also used idomatically because of it's close relation to the word mothafucka. The word has gained much popularity in conjuntion with the latter: chinese dentist.

Kimberly: Would you help me with the clasp of this necklace? Oww! you just pinched me you mother father.

or

Stuart:This boat detailing job is getting to be a real drag.

Monty: Sure as shit is. Let's ditch these rich ass mother father chinese dentists and go rollerblading or something.

by standardApartmentComplex March 8, 2009

Mother Chubbler

A chubby mother f*@#$r. Usually annoying and or unliked but can be used to describe pudgy friends. I.E... Jake is my favorite Mother Chubbler! Used in the plural form as Mother Chubblets.

>haha look at that Mother Chubbler eat!
>450 lbs?! what a Mother Chubbler!!
>Dude, yesterday i fought like six Mother Chubblets

by drew92gill May 24, 2008

Mother Fucking Second

1) What Mindy says to Joel when he is telling her to go take a shower because she smells like ass.

2) What Mindy says to Joel when he "finishes" too early....

"Just give me a Mother Fucking Second."

"Really....thats it....I didn't even feel it....it was like a Mother Fucking Second"

by Achooo April 1, 2010

Motherbitchin

Motherbitchin is the increased Motherfuckin

Used by Steve Marriott of Humble Pie as an introduction on the King Biscuit Flower Hour Bootleg in the song "C'mon Everybody"

"We came to Frisco to play some fat fat motherbitchin Rock n Roll"

Motherbitchin is stronger then Motherfuckin ! -> its the best Rock n Roll

by Steve91 October 28, 2013

MotherDucker

What happens when autocorrect corrects MotherFucker

Guy 1: I'm going to beat you motherducker

Guy2: Don't you mean MotherFucker
Guy1:Dammit!

by Weirdo Sheep November 29, 2015

Mother hustler

A mother who hustles hard for her kids. Boss babe.

She works day to night for those kids. She's a mother hustler.

by Questies for life March 26, 2017

Mother Fucking Kike Cunt King

When you are such a badass at your profession that you "mic drop" all of the dumb fuck managers and pussy ass industrial bomb making, scratch n sniff engineers. Strapped with a .357 you don't ask questions or take names, just drop ninjas on the lawn off of your Cub Cadet.

I.T.: we need you to stay over and fix this drying tunnel, it's not communicating.
MFKCK: Go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself. Better yet, go blow your dad faggot. I'm the Mother Fucking Kike Cunt King bitch! ( mic drop).

by Zach Hammer August 8, 2019