(n.) seeds containing the chemical LSA which when ingested in large amounts (over 150) can cause one to have a psychedelic experience similar to LSD.
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A blowjob or handjob (see Wristy) given in the morning by your girlfriend leaving you feeling like Top Shit. Usually before work, school, college or a sports game.
by Aldran November 17, 2009
Get the Morning Job mug.A Seattle-based, NYC aspiring DJ for the radio station 90.3 KEXP. He hosts the stations morning show from 6 AM to 10AM on weekdays and is the stations shining star. He has been, as often reported by the independent newspaper The Stranger, attempting to use KEXP as a way to move to New York City for personal reasons and establish himself as a star DJ there instead of lowly Seattle. He has often been criticized for being greedy, passive aggressive and hypocritical in his music choices and need for total control. It has also been asserted that the regular pledge drives done by KEXP to "Support local music" are merely a way for John to get to move to New York City for personal reasons.
DJ John in the Morning never fails to back down from a fight with the writers at The Stranger, hahaha.
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by JP$ September 30, 2003
Get the meaningless cream mug.When you wake up late for work or class and run to the shower, hop in and eat a soggy poptart, followed by brushing and flossing your teeth while at the same time expelling urine and if needed, pooping. The whole process should be under 3 minutes in length.
Other morning things, such as clipping toenails or fingernails may also be done in the shower if done fast. Masturbation may only be done if done so under 60 seconds so it may not be suitable for females unless they can achieve a quick climax.
Other morning things, such as clipping toenails or fingernails may also be done in the shower if done fast. Masturbation may only be done if done so under 60 seconds so it may not be suitable for females unless they can achieve a quick climax.
Jon woke up late for class and had to swap his usual routine of reading the newspaper and sipping coffee for a morning dash. Unfortunately Jon had to take a fat poop and it clogged the shower drain.
by Alex is Sparta December 9, 2008
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Symptoms include swollen eyes, itchy throat, and an all around manly sound in normally girlish voices.
Symptoms include swollen eyes, itchy throat, and an all around manly sound in normally girlish voices.
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