The point at which mothers measure themselves against other mothers in regards to how awesome they are at being a mom. Derived from the idea of men measuring the lengths of their dicks to indicate which male ranks highest.
Quit measuring your mom dicks, we all know you're "super awesome moms" by your lengthy posts about you kids.
by forneverlost December 22, 2014
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Boy 2: yeah she’s such a mom thot
Boy 1: mom thot?
Boy 2: yeah, she posts her kids on her story then the next picture is of her titties
Boy 2: yeah she’s such a mom thot
Boy 1: mom thot?
Boy 2: yeah, she posts her kids on her story then the next picture is of her titties
by Bubbles0228 January 1, 2019
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When someone has mom eyes for you, it means that they view everything you do as great, or see you as beautiful/pretty/handsome even when you are not.
Best friend: You’re honestly the prettiest girl I know 😍
Best friend #2: Thank you! It’s mainly your Mom Eyes because I’m a 5 at best, but I’ll take it.
Best friend #2: Thank you! It’s mainly your Mom Eyes because I’m a 5 at best, but I’ll take it.
by ReesaBee216 June 23, 2019
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Friend: I'm gonna fuck your mom again and give you another kid
Me: You say this every day
Friend: and your mom fucks me every day
Me: You have a mom fetish, go to a doctor
Me: You say this every day
Friend: and your mom fucks me every day
Me: You have a mom fetish, go to a doctor
by A1Squid July 26, 2021
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But, your mom causes it by coming by your room late at night to say good night or in other cases "GO TO BED".
Before she came you were probably masturbating and looking at porn.
You will lose your boner and feel tired and shitfaced.
But, your mom causes it by coming by your room late at night to say good night or in other cases "GO TO BED".
Before she came you were probably masturbating and looking at porn.
You will lose your boner and feel tired and shitfaced.
Chris is jacking off at porn with his friend Jack.
Chris's mom comes to say goodnight at the sleepover.
Jack whispers, "What a mom-off."
Chris replies, "Yeah."
Chris's mom comes to say goodnight at the sleepover.
Jack whispers, "What a mom-off."
Chris replies, "Yeah."
by urbancruiser May 2, 2010
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And you already know this is a joke and added by some 12 year old who just ate moms spaghetti and likes eminem which what i just said isnt true...Probably
And you already know this is a joke and added by some 12 year old who just ate moms spaghetti and likes eminem which what i just said isnt true...Probably
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
by What'sAPseudonym??? August 22, 2017
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