Mississippi camp tent

After your partner squints on your balls you then proceed to hang them over her eyes stretching you bahg down to her lips therfore pitching your Mississippi camp tent

Hey bro, my girlfriend squirted on my balls. So I gave her an Mississippi camp tent

by Ecotectheworld April 9, 2024

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missunderestimated

Proper hard! Like ultimate boss level difficulty

I missunderestimated this task!

by RubberDingyRapidsBro June 14, 2024

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mississippi motorboat

When a woman explosively farts on your penis. Sending shockwaves down your shaft. And probably a shiver up your spine.

She gave me a Mississippi motorboat last night.

by Jam5287 July 28, 2024

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missiskippi

A specific measure of time that is not quite a “1 Mississippi”, but half of a 1 Mississippi.
Formally known as a “Missiskippi”.

“Now there I was at a group home
In the middle of the city when I noticed a worker with long diamond nails, yoga pants, and noticeably a dude. I couldn’t help myself but to wonder what he did with his bulge. Quickly I did a missiskippi and peered down at his junk.”

I.e. One Missiskippi is a quick peak at another man’s bulge.

by The Bulge Bandit August 14, 2024

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Mississippi Magnet Fishing

When the recipient inserts a magnet into a rear orifice then a person with a prince albert piercing proceeds to fish for the magnet with their piercing

Girl 1: How are you and your boyfriend doing?

Girl 2: Feeling a little off today, my boyfriend failed going Mississippi Magnet Fishing.

by hammerlol August 18, 2024

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Mississippi But-Fuck

When a female wears an oversized camel hoodie and proceeds to put it over her eyes as a man puts soy sauce and peanut butter on her ass and inserts his shaft into the dirt road.

Wow hunny, that was an amazing Mississippi But-Fuck last night!

by Motorboater300 December 23, 2024

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